I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2702. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 79.52 | 95.6% | 2023-06-29 |
| 2703. | AA (aasniper20) | 79.50 | 96% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2704. | George (hermionegeorge) | 79.50 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2705. | Dios (gembili666) | 79.49 | 97.2% | 2024-01-22 |
| 2706. | Shaswathan (shas16) | 79.46 | 97% | 2024-01-07 |
| 2707. | ExciteByte (excitebyte) | 79.45 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 2708. | PR (mrprx) | 79.45 | 96.5% | 2023-09-14 |
| 2709. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 79.44 | 98% | 2025-06-28 |
| 2710. | los (typossarevalid) | 79.43 | 97.6% | 2024-06-14 |
| 2711. | Old Man Fingers (oldmanfing... | 79.43 | 97.9% | 2024-12-03 |
| 2712. | Jameson (jamesonmul) | 79.42 | 95% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2713. | levi (leviathan_307) | 79.39 | 96% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2714. | Billy (tryphlan) | 79.38 | 96% | 2025-08-23 |
| 2715. | Loot3d (loot3d) | 79.38 | 97.6% | 2024-08-20 |
| 2716. | Ahmed Hanafy (ahmedhnafy) | 79.34 | 96% | 2025-08-06 |
| 2717. | Cian (ashal99) | 79.31 | 95.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2718. | relak (nxthann) | 79.29 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 2719. | R (treeondirt) | 79.26 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 2720. | kiv (kivv) | 79.25 | 94.9% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2721. | Abhishek (create_a_account) | 79.25 | 97.3% | 2023-06-28 |
| 2722. | PARAG (parroye) | 79.25 | 97% | 2024-07-31 |
| 2723. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 79.24 | 93% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2724. | SalW3s (salw3s) | 79.20 | 96% | 2024-04-11 |
| 2725. | Benjamin (benky25) | 79.10 | 95.3% | 2023-06-08 |
| 2726. | Luis (regneva17) | 79.10 | 96.5% | 2023-07-15 |
| 2727. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 79.06 | 97% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2728. | Siam Murshed (murshedslament) | 79.05 | 97% | 2025-03-25 |
| 2729. | Amelia (idioticgoat) | 79.05 | 96.2% | 2024-11-22 |
| 2730. | Trent (tdavis23540) | 79.04 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| 2731. | kian (kian0) | 79.03 | 95.9% | 2024-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |