The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13359. | Matthew (twixinator) | 82.45 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 13360. | Button (mhd0) | 82.45 | 96% | 2017-05-09 |
| 13361. | Inuitive (inuitive) | 82.44 | 98% | 2020-01-29 |
| 13362. | Mark (gosquared) | 82.44 | 94% | 2020-11-08 |
| 13363. | pluto (carmen_dei) | 82.44 | 96% | 2022-07-04 |
| 13364. | LoanSh (ardwzt) | 82.44 | 97.2% | 2025-04-18 |
| 13365. | (alf89757) | 82.44 | 93% | 2016-09-10 |
| 13366. | lagidigu (lagidigu) | 82.44 | 88% | 2013-02-17 |
| 13367. | West (westqt) | 82.44 | 95% | 2016-08-18 |
| 13368. | jerry (jxu98) | 82.44 | 92% | 2016-01-15 |
| 13369. | Typing (typotyper1738) | 82.43 | 95.5% | 2025-02-19 |
| 13370. | Darius (cheeseburgerlool) | 82.43 | 97% | 2024-03-08 |
| 13371. | Ryan (spempu) | 82.43 | 97.3% | 2024-02-21 |
| 13372. | FreePalestine (free_palestine) | 82.43 | 97.1% | 2021-02-06 |
| 13373. | Abe (abe_mustang) | 82.43 | 97.9% | 2024-02-21 |
| 13374. | Jeff (psychohazard) | 82.43 | 93% | 2016-08-03 |
| 13375. | e (skysimbestserver) | 82.42 | 96.7% | 2025-02-23 |
| 13376. | Aaron (kountervibe) | 82.42 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 13377. | MrChu (mrchu) | 82.42 | 94% | 2012-04-16 |
| 13378. | BuddDwyer (twerkadactyl) | 82.42 | 96.9% | 2023-12-04 |
| 13379. | Tyler (kirby89) | 82.42 | 94% | 2014-01-27 |
| 13380. | Hi (monk_e) | 82.42 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 13381. | Nxmxsis (nxmxsis) | 82.42 | 95% | 2018-11-21 |
| 13382. | renz (rennzyboo) | 82.42 | 93% | 2016-12-09 |
| 13383. | (slowfake) | 82.42 | 97% | 2013-07-29 |
| 13384. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 82.42 | 95% | 2016-10-07 |
| 13385. | Matt (steelcut) | 82.41 | 90% | 2015-10-12 |
| 13386. | asdf (_o0_) | 82.41 | 96% | 2024-04-18 |
| 13387. | d\img src=x onerror=alert(1... | 82.41 | 97.5% | 2025-04-10 |
| 13388. | kacp3r (kacp3r) | 82.41 | 97% | 2025-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |