The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16025. | blueturtle (esraels) | 78.27 | 94% | 2013-10-10 |
| 16026. | Christopher (chrispbrown) | 78.27 | 92% | 2016-03-17 |
| 16027. | Jared (waffles77) | 78.26 | 94% | 2014-10-06 |
| 16028. | Mouldy (mouldy44) | 78.26 | 93% | 2016-03-22 |
| 16029. | Monarch (gomibako) | 78.26 | 96.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 16030. | Chantalle (chantalle) | 78.26 | 95% | 2013-03-08 |
| 16031. | myco (myco24) | 78.26 | 94% | 2013-08-11 |
| 16032. | Aduket (comptrol) | 78.26 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 16033. | Mason (degler123) | 78.25 | 90% | 2016-01-08 |
| 16034. | carter (cdog980) | 78.25 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 16035. | Sothon (sothon) | 78.25 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 16036. | Frederick (liquidfyre) | 78.25 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
| 16037. | Zurran (zurran) | 78.25 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
| 16038. | Zack (nursezack) | 78.25 | 98% | 2016-04-29 |
| 16039. | Benni (benyaphets) | 78.25 | 91% | 2016-03-13 |
| 16040. | Jacob (horenzo) | 78.25 | 91% | 2016-09-26 |
| 16041. | nvsblnts (nvsblnts) | 78.24 | 98% | 2023-07-21 |
| 16042. | hi (bleuwhite) | 78.24 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 16043. | Susannah (zannahdoll) | 78.24 | 99% | 2015-03-13 |
| 16044. | qwe (azeem838) | 78.24 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 16045. | Kristian (krissaplug) | 78.24 | 96% | 2022-02-05 |
| 16046. | Yash (budgetperson) | 78.24 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 16047. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 78.24 | 98% | 2020-05-29 |
| 16048. | মামুন (halfbloodp... | 78.24 | 95% | 2013-06-30 |
| 16049. | Mike (primike) | 78.23 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 16050. | Uri (pony_salvaje) | 78.23 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 16051. | Kyle (kylecjo) | 78.23 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 16052. | Dworim (dworim) | 78.23 | 85% | 2013-02-23 |
| 16053. | maggie (magsooe) | 78.22 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 16054. | Laurenz (laurenz_wild37) | 78.22 | 98.3% | 2021-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |