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When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.

—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger

Active since November 11, 2016.
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1037. Garbage (nerdballer) 123.70 99% 2017-10-12
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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 39,219 83.14 November 11, 2016
Instant Death Mode 43 88.30 January 18, 2018
α—œ Stenography 2 91.53 November 3, 2021