The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23530. | Nico (spatebulan) | 70.74 | 96.8% | 2023-11-25 |
| 23531. | Abada (abada) | 70.74 | 96% | 2025-07-16 |
| 23532. | Zach (xachg) | 70.74 | 96% | 2022-03-30 |
| 23533. | tstats[imrola] (imrola) | 70.74 | 98.3% | 2025-04-16 |
| 23534. | Harry (hazzspazza) | 70.74 | 96.1% | 2021-02-17 |
| 23535. | Mick (mickahoy2) | 70.74 | 97% | 2014-07-14 |
| 23536. | Jecht (dark_juice) | 70.74 | 95% | 2012-05-23 |
| 23537. | kuikuo (kuikuo) | 70.73 | 95% | 2022-09-14 |
| 23538. | thehonedleaf (thehonedleaf) | 70.73 | 97% | 2025-04-22 |
| 23539. | Hamas Egypt (mohamedadel20052) | 70.73 | 96% | 2024-09-26 |
| 23540. | Rohan (wizardly_maker53) | 70.73 | 97% | 2025-01-03 |
| 23541. | Sean (sean__kim) | 70.73 | 96% | 2024-04-10 |
| 23542. | moh (beekalam) | 70.73 | 91% | 2017-04-29 |
| 23543. | Daeggy (daeggy) | 70.73 | 92% | 2012-11-19 |
| 23544. | Nate (leclownfou) | 70.73 | 93% | 2015-11-03 |
| 23545. | jimz (california00jk) | 70.73 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 23546. | Kubi (kubi314) | 70.72 | 95.4% | 2025-04-09 |
| 23547. | Shwet (smartysagar21) | 70.72 | 99% | 2025-01-19 |
| 23548. | TheAnachronism (theanachron... | 70.72 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
| 23549. | free.palestine (decidain) | 70.72 | 97% | 2025-07-26 |
| 23550. | Eric (eric_05) | 70.72 | 95% | 2024-01-25 |
| 23551. | phauxy (phauxy) | 70.72 | 94.9% | 2023-11-16 |
| 23552. | Number Juan (numberjuan) | 70.72 | 92% | 2014-06-11 |
| 23553. | YourLilBot (yourlilbot) | 70.71 | 95.9% | 2024-11-18 |
| 23554. | Bob (wtfmid0ing) | 70.71 | 97% | 2017-11-25 |
| 23555. | Mark (mscally) | 70.71 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| 23556. | Michelle (charming_door) | 70.71 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 23557. | GilbM13 (gilbm13) | 70.71 | 94.9% | 2024-05-08 |
| 23558. | WheelieTron3000 (wheelietro... | 70.71 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
| 23559. | Ivanne (ishiiiiiii) | 70.70 | 96% | 2024-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |