The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 833. | (oooops) | 126.63 | 96% | 2016-01-24 |
| 834. | (callidor) | 126.62 | 93% | 2012-09-07 |
| 835. | Joshua (joshuawhrehabilitat... | 126.59 | 98% | 2025-03-12 |
| 836. | (pepeworm_colemak) | 126.59 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 837. | (disclo5ure) | 126.58 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 838. | no quit (leonnids) | 126.56 | 97.5% | 2024-06-11 |
| 839. | Andrej (andrej40) | 126.55 | 98.8% | 2024-03-12 |
| 840. | (kyohokuma) | 126.50 | 95% | 2016-09-04 |
| 841. | HILLARY4PRISON (cg__) | 126.47 | 97% | 2016-07-30 |
| 842. | Baby Shark (toinfinity1) | 126.42 | 98% | 2026-04-24 |
| 843. | Khadea (charter) | 126.41 | 99% | 2022-06-23 |
| 844. | (louisegluckk) | 126.40 | 99% | 2025-01-09 |
| 845. | Jobo (josephgyu) | 126.39 | 99% | 2023-12-31 |
| 846. | (earthduster) | 126.39 | 99% | 2013-04-14 |
| 847. | tstats[montedeu] (montedeu) | 126.33 | 99% | 2023-12-17 |
| 848. | (caleb123456) | 126.32 | 98.3% | 2025-02-08 |
| 849. | (cracturex) | 126.31 | 99% | 2023-10-06 |
| 850. | Jon (nullpointer) | 126.31 | 100% | 2015-02-16 |
| 851. | (aryan19) | 126.31 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 852. | (annoyingkid) | 126.31 | 98.8% | 2021-02-01 |
| 853. | Nigel (3l81n50) | 126.30 | 95% | 2012-10-07 |
| 854. | real (realscav) | 126.27 | 97.9% | 2023-10-03 |
| 855. | (leonzalion) | 126.27 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 856. | mrpootato (mrpootato) | 126.25 | 98% | 2025-05-14 |
| 857. | (ench4nt1106) | 126.25 | 97.7% | 2023-12-20 |
| 858. | (mritche) | 126.24 | 94% | 2013-09-21 |
| 859. | (torrentsrage) | 126.22 | 99% | 2013-12-20 |
| 860. | (lauhiuyungpinky@hotmail.com) | 126.19 | 99% | 2016-03-21 |
| 861. | (thomun) | 126.16 | 98% | 2025-02-17 |
| 862. | Eran (umm_eran) | 126.13 | 99.5% | 2023-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |