The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20089. | Iftekhar (iftekhar2495) | 82.48 | 97% | 2018-11-18 |
| 20090. | joe (joeb) | 82.48 | — | 2009-05-07 |
| 20091. | isaac (darealjoemama) | 82.47 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 20092. | BlindCide (blindcide) | 82.47 | 99% | 2020-04-19 |
| 20093. | Ahmad (ahmadmozaffar) | 82.47 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 20094. | Ryan (ryan2723) | 82.47 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 20095. | Anup (anupya) | 82.47 | 98% | 2015-01-12 |
| 20096. | Bruce (psycho777) | 82.46 | 96% | 2023-02-23 |
| 20097. | salvation (mo7a_1913) | 82.46 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 20098. | Kirin (arya_juniko) | 82.46 | 99% | 2022-06-08 |
| 20099. | Adi (adicyberg) | 82.46 | 99% | 2022-08-15 |
| 20100. | adityasaini (adityasaini) | 82.46 | 98% | 2023-10-09 |
| 20101. | James (solairee) | 82.46 | 96% | 2018-12-05 |
| 20102. | Justin (justinly15) | 82.46 | 95% | 2018-11-06 |
| 20103. | Abdur (johnnyindia) | 82.46 | 99% | 2015-04-21 |
| 20104. | Allyson (allymyson) | 82.46 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 20105. | Riley (nulll) | 82.45 | 96% | 2022-12-26 |
| 20106. | Shalowley (keepitcookie) | 82.45 | 96.8% | 2021-02-01 |
| 20107. | V (tall_in_spirit_dvorak) | 82.45 | 95.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 20108. | tilko (tilko) | 82.45 | 95% | 2021-06-11 |
| 20109. | Desley (dessos) | 82.45 | 99% | 2018-11-09 |
| 20110. | Smugface (quecksilber) | 82.45 | 99% | 2017-10-04 |
| 20111. | Evan (ricebuns) | 82.45 | 92% | 2012-12-13 |
| 20112. | ariel setiawan (khopuykho) | 82.44 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| 20113. | Joe (jreiter18) | 82.44 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 20114. | Salva (salva3) | 82.44 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 20115. | Yoan (yoanrl) | 82.44 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 20116. | 😈 (topthis) | 82.44 | 97.4% | 2021-02-11 |
| 20117. | John (jca1987) | 82.44 | 97% | 2011-08-23 |
| 20118. | ThatLastWaffle (thatlastwaf... | 82.43 | 95% | 2020-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |