Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5181. | They don't know me son (war... | 98.48 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 5182. | quackeda (quackeda) | 98.47 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 5183. | Hunter (hunterg) | 98.47 | 97% | 2013-03-22 |
| 5184. | Sean (bodhidharma) | 98.47 | — | 2009-06-17 |
| 5185. | Jon (exdeelol) | 98.46 | 92% | 2015-09-13 |
| 5186. | Soonoo (sanashine) | 98.45 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 5187. | Adham (masterpuppet) | 98.45 | 93% | 2012-12-21 |
| 5188. | Chris (klue) | 98.44 | 97% | 2011-12-19 |
| 5189. | John (thefilth) | 98.44 | 99% | 2011-08-29 |
| 5190. | Richard (shynobipwnz) | 98.43 | 94% | 2013-02-09 |
| 5191. | Dillon (soulclap) | 98.43 | 96% | 2011-11-22 |
| 5192. | Brian (bsulli10) | 98.42 | 96% | 2011-05-11 |
| 5193. | (reallyam) | 98.40 | 96.2% | 2021-02-25 |
| 5194. | Christian (cslarsen) | 98.40 | 94% | 2016-10-25 |
| 5195. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 98.40 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
| 5196. | William (obaws) | 98.39 | 90% | 2015-09-17 |
| 5197. | Nolan (nolan_) | 98.38 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| 5198. | ☻ (sachinjangra0) | 98.38 | 99% | 2016-01-25 |
| 5199. | Nulldev (nulldev) | 98.38 | 96% | 2016-10-05 |
| 5200. | Joe (fauntleroy42) | 98.38 | 94% | 2016-08-02 |
| 5201. | PJR (petrosyan_jr) | 98.37 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 5202. | Ralph (eltigro) | 98.37 | 95% | 2011-11-14 |
| 5203. | Kevin (alorlict) | 98.37 | 97% | 2016-08-27 |
| 5204. | Walms (walms) | 98.37 | 97% | 2014-07-10 |
| 5205. | Emilie (svitkona) | 98.37 | 98% | 2012-11-08 |
| 5206. | Bas (basje12) | 98.37 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 5207. | \\sheesh// (zpass08) | 98.36 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 5208. | Enrique (zero_ortho) | 98.36 | 98% | 2023-07-20 |
| 5209. | Kate (marajadeskywalker) | 98.36 | 98% | 2014-07-17 |
| 5210. | Typos (leonqn23) | 98.36 | 99% | 2014-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |