I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2173. | MetaMan (meta_man) | 115.45 | 97% | 2017-01-04 |
| 2174. | Kathryn (grace6446) | 115.45 | 97% | 2016-12-19 |
| 2175. | asdfasdf (211bazooka) | 115.42 | 97.8% | 2024-10-29 |
| 2176. | Oliver (pastapower05) | 115.42 | 99.7% | 2024-11-14 |
| 2177. | Trajan (trajanme) | 115.41 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 2178. | Minas (mmel) | 115.41 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2179. | Allen (keenharlequin) | 115.41 | 97% | 2016-08-25 |
| 2180. | Haksmooth (maznflip) | 115.37 | 97.6% | 2023-12-17 |
| 2181. | d (dc37) | 115.37 | 98% | 2017-06-27 |
| 2182. | daspartic (daspartic) | 115.37 | 94% | 2015-08-16 |
| 2183. | sujsh (sujsh) | 115.36 | 99% | 2023-04-23 |
| 2184. | Axton (recklessxd) | 115.34 | 99% | 2018-01-22 |
| 2185. | T (tcubesak) | 115.34 | 97% | 2017-12-26 |
| 2186. | Paul (dakuzo) | 115.33 | 96% | 2015-04-08 |
| 2187. | Christian (xtrenuous) | 115.32 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 2188. | Austin (austin4040) | 115.32 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| 2189. | yung (shwn) | 115.31 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 2190. | Nulldev (nulldev) | 115.31 | 99% | 2017-05-30 |
| 2191. | Fiona (fionughh) | 115.30 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 2192. | vincenzomaster (nonquitvinpho) | 115.30 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 2193. | Benjamin (tomentity) | 115.29 | 99% | 2021-04-30 |
| 2194. | Severin (elmo96) | 115.28 | 99% | 2021-12-07 |
| 2195. | James (jamvng) | 115.28 | 93% | 2016-03-12 |
| 2196. | Junior (juniorrojas) | 115.28 | 97% | 2016-01-12 |
| 2197. | Derpy Stingray (ernchenghoo) | 115.27 | 96.9% | 2025-04-26 |
| 2198. | eijfiiie (_this_is_sparta) | 115.27 | 99% | 2023-05-11 |
| 2199. | Tootels (joenasha10) | 115.27 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
| 2200. | Dade (tms_dade) | 115.27 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 2201. | Brad (steelclaw) | 115.27 | 97% | 2016-03-29 |
| 2202. | Mikey (miket349) | 115.27 | 98% | 2018-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |