And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30948. | Gabe (roastedleather) | 61.32 | 95.2% | 2021-01-31 |
| 30949. | Türkan (vidieee) | 61.32 | — | 2010-03-07 |
| 30950. | Coltyn (jaegerbombs) | 61.32 | 92% | 2012-12-29 |
| 30951. | Mykie Sixx (mykiesixx) | 61.32 | 96% | 2013-06-20 |
| 30952. | john (john_p) | 61.31 | 97% | 2012-04-25 |
| 30953. | Dyotak (dyotakt) | 61.31 | 92% | 2012-09-02 |
| 30954. | Matthew (zozzilla) | 61.31 | 92% | 2016-03-03 |
| 30955. | some person (marsres) | 61.31 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| 30956. | Jaden (stxatix) | 61.31 | 93% | 2020-11-17 |
| 30957. | Bryson (mortalstryke) | 61.30 | 95% | 2020-01-07 |
| 30958. | Danilo (kenji147) | 61.30 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
| 30959. | j (lalalu) | 61.30 | 89% | 2017-05-28 |
| 30960. | Donkquixote (donkquixote) | 61.30 | 95% | 2017-05-01 |
| 30961. | wavecap (clutchkid) | 61.30 | 97% | 2017-06-15 |
| 30962. | Nijop (nijop) | 61.30 | 96% | 2012-08-02 |
| 30963. | khawar (tehseennaz) | 61.30 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 30964. | Vahan (twonex) | 61.29 | 99% | 2019-11-15 |
| 30965. | EpikPanda (imanepikpanda) | 61.29 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 30966. | Ogem (nullcode) | 61.29 | — | 2009-07-02 |
| 30967. | Gregor (gr2m) | 61.29 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 30968. | James (hamsterterd) | 61.29 | 94% | 2013-09-11 |
| 30969. | Lucas (sport) | 61.29 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 30970. | joyal (joyal) | 61.29 | 97% | 2015-01-04 |
| 30971. | Fabian (spitzweck) | 61.29 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 30972. | Arun (arun9486) | 61.29 | 85% | 2017-04-01 |
| 30973. | John (apathy_incarnate) | 61.29 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 30974. | Izhar Ali (izhar368) | 61.29 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| 30975. | cody (astro8192) | 61.29 | 95% | 2015-11-03 |
| 30976. | Brahim (aguedou) | 61.28 | 96% | 2014-10-27 |
| 30977. | Ernest (ernestngan) | 61.28 | 90% | 2016-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |