Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1467. | gtg dinner (ijikman) | 91.74 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| 1468. | Alp (alpiyidir) | 91.73 | 95% | 2019-01-08 |
| 1469. | Rahadian (rianbest) | 91.72 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 1470. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 91.70 | 99% | 2018-11-04 |
| 1471. | Chester (chestereel) | 91.67 | 99% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1472. | ☞sondv (sondv) | 91.65 | 98% | 2019-03-31 |
| 1473. | Yosua (yosua97) | 91.65 | 96% | 2019-02-19 |
| 1474. | J0kerJ4y (j0kerj4y) | 91.65 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 1475. | Grand Magus (aimtiaz20) | 91.65 | 100% | 2019-04-30 |
| 1476. | Nick (checksind) | 91.64 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 1477. | David (dcohen91) | 91.62 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 1478. | Luna (vexara) | 91.61 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
| 1479. | Ogbonna (chibuoyim) | 91.61 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
| 1480. | Jeremy (daddystravinsky) | 91.59 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 1481. | svs (svs_manee) | 91.59 | 98% | 2018-02-23 |
| 1482. | Justin (teeheeheeheehee) | 91.56 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
| 1483. | J (nubcup) | 91.53 | 98% | 2020-02-02 |
| 1484. | Jaris (xersai) | 91.52 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 1485. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 91.52 | 99% | 2019-11-09 |
| 1486. | Evan (evang12) | 91.51 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1487. | Melon (melonxo) | 91.51 | 95% | 2020-03-15 |
| 1488. | Guest (jackatac) | 91.49 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 1489. | James (karonar) | 91.49 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
| 1490. | Andre (myagmea) | 91.44 | 98% | 2018-11-10 |
| 1491. | ducky sf (thinkpads) | 91.42 | 97% | 2020-03-29 |
| 1492. | Waldemar (softiceking) | 91.41 | 98% | 2020-05-27 |
| 1493. | David (bigd4316) | 91.40 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 1494. | Ben (bensmithmath) | 91.37 | 100% | 2018-07-03 |
| 1495. | Chinmay (bluewagon11) | 91.36 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 1496. | Damn7 (damn7slow) | 91.36 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |