I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8570. | Victor (fasterthanyoulmao) | 89.86 | 94.6% | 2025-03-19 |
| 8571. | Harish (nchps) | 89.86 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 8572. | Steve (steve_racer) | 89.85 | 99% | 2022-03-22 |
| 8573. | migel (korean_melon) | 89.85 | 95.6% | 2023-12-08 |
| 8574. | Philip (philip191) | 89.85 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 8575. | Tom (combsto) | 89.85 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 8576. | taro (doysid) | 89.85 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 8577. | Adi (diddly_doo) | 89.84 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 8578. | Travis (7yl3r) | 89.84 | 98% | 2018-11-12 |
| 8579. | Scenere (phengvaj396) | 89.83 | 95.3% | 2025-02-09 |
| 8580. | Lukiji (hempasaur) | 89.83 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 8581. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 89.83 | 98% | 2017-10-01 |
| 8582. | Owen (iruntrack) | 89.83 | 98% | 2018-09-23 |
| 8583. | Mojo (onetruejojo) | 89.82 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 8584. | Adrian (dragoadrian) | 89.82 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 8585. | Oliver (olivermella) | 89.82 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| 8586. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 89.81 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
| 8587. | An (ntan1210) | 89.81 | 96% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8588. | hachmu (hachmu) | 89.80 | 98% | 2024-07-26 |
| 8589. | Prasoon (prkharel) | 89.80 | 95% | 2023-03-06 |
| 8590. | Doug (x0p56) | 89.80 | 97% | 2017-02-01 |
| 8591. | Marc André (marcfreiheit) | 89.79 | 97.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8592. | French (riverviper) | 89.78 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| 8593. | lone (lone17) | 89.78 | 97.5% | 2023-07-01 |
| 8594. | odannnnnnn (quietkid) | 89.78 | 99% | 2022-05-19 |
| 8595. | Scoobert (canadianjoke) | 89.78 | 97% | 2018-10-27 |
| 8596. | mundus (etspiritusimmundus) | 89.77 | 95% | 2024-10-22 |
| 8597. | Fatin Ahmed (leandredannel137) | 89.77 | 96% | 2023-07-03 |
| 8598. | zhata1234 (zhata) | 89.77 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 8599. | Chris (letring) | 89.76 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |