As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23950. | Mani (user_mani) | 46.83 | 94% | 2023-01-09 |
| 23951. | Vincent (rubixon) | 46.83 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 23952. | Rosemary (elrohir11) | 46.82 | 95% | 2015-05-20 |
| 23953. | Toby (tobyhsb) | 46.81 | 94% | 2017-11-06 |
| 23954. | Flo (flooo___) | 46.81 | 95% | 2023-08-01 |
| 23955. | Ozymandias (ozymandias_qc) | 46.81 | 95% | 2020-04-18 |
| 23956. | gwendolyn (geo1960) | 46.81 | 98% | 2016-01-21 |
| 23957. | Genexyz (genexyz) | 46.79 | 94% | 2022-02-16 |
| 23958. | Ray (raysrlu) | 46.79 | 92% | 2016-11-22 |
| 23959. | Rohit Kumar Gupta (r0hit_98... | 46.77 | 96.9% | 2023-10-18 |
| 23960. | Heet (heetpatel219) | 46.77 | 93% | 2021-07-18 |
| 23961. | Patzlyk (patzlyk) | 46.76 | 94% | 2021-01-09 |
| 23962. | nikolas (nicknt) | 46.76 | 93% | 2021-03-02 |
| 23963. | hhope (hhope) | 46.75 | 100% | 2022-12-23 |
| 23964. | K I N G (koca_system16) | 46.75 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 23965. | Emily (emilyvol6) | 46.75 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 23966. | Dat (nt_dat) | 46.73 | 95% | 2020-09-19 |
| 23967. | melkzuur (melkzuur) | 46.72 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 23968. | Jeremy (mist3l) | 46.71 | 93% | 2022-02-23 |
| 23969. | Quinten (qspuijman) | 46.71 | 93% | 2017-05-25 |
| 23970. | Talgat (take88) | 46.70 | 90% | 2015-06-10 |
| 23971. | RobotMan (robotman_) | 46.69 | 95% | 2022-08-09 |
| 23972. | Maggie (maggiesman) | 46.69 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| 23973. | Cronus (cronus815) | 46.69 | 81% | 2016-03-01 |
| 23974. | Navdeep (navk007) | 46.69 | 95% | 2022-02-14 |
| 23975. | Kashif (kashifsaeed52) | 46.68 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| 23976. | Denis (redup) | 46.66 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| 23977. | Arief Putra (ariefputraf) | 46.66 | 93% | 2016-08-07 |
| 23978. | Mirra (mirra1025) | 46.66 | 91% | 2015-11-16 |
| 23979. | futoshi (futoshi) | 46.66 | 93% | 2015-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |