And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25755. | benjamin (ccken) | 69.99 | 97.5% | 2021-02-10 |
| 25756. | Dangerous (vandisk) | 69.99 | 97% | 2022-07-24 |
| 25757. | Ashish (almessi10) | 69.99 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 25758. | Oracular (oracularzebra) | 69.99 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 25759. | Wei (charles2007) | 69.98 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 25760. | sheikh (skjalauddin79@yahoo... | 69.98 | 99% | 2012-01-02 |
| 25761. | Mark (mark19850124) | 69.98 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 25762. | apt_share (apt_share) | 69.97 | 97% | 2011-06-21 |
| 25763. | Louise (squigglyhopper) | 69.97 | 89% | 2012-08-08 |
| 25764. | Lasse Hededal (hededal) | 69.97 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
| 25765. | Asif (asif04) | 69.97 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 25766. | Konstantin (kost91n) | 69.97 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
| 25767. | guest (ks3rr) | 69.97 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 25768. | Shai (20_shai_07) | 69.97 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 25769. | Yenrnar (ernarb) | 69.97 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 25770. | melyn (mel_lynn) | 69.97 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 25771. | Nikolaj (mexination) | 69.96 | 95% | 2023-03-05 |
| 25772. | Andrew (drewan23) | 69.96 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 25773. | Bill (wildbill1971) | 69.96 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 25774. | Lathoa (lathoa) | 69.96 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 25775. | Noel (nowellrl) | 69.96 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
| 25776. | Micha (derpeus) | 69.96 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 25777. | Bibek (bibeknam) | 69.96 | 94% | 2013-08-23 |
| 25778. | Micah (cobbmic) | 69.95 | 98% | 2012-03-04 |
| 25779. | Marvin (partass) | 69.95 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 25780. | shiva (kumars) | 69.95 | 97% | 2013-01-30 |
| 25781. | I can't type!!! (roychan1) | 69.95 | 93% | 2016-08-17 |
| 25782. | Hamza (lasthamzastanding) | 69.94 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| 25783. | dunil (duniltmg1) | 69.94 | 94% | 2015-05-08 |
| 25784. | Jane (joey2216) | 69.94 | 91% | 2017-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |