As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16974. | Kevin (sharpix) | 68.46 | 89% | 2016-04-19 |
16975. | Nicholas (atticcraft) | 68.45 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
16976. | zakats (zakats9) | 68.45 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
16977. | ping ✿ (pingamaqui) | 68.45 | 95% | 2015-04-15 |
16978. | Leigh (miscfu) | 68.44 | 96% | 2023-04-01 |
16979. | Greg (joduh) | 68.44 | 95% | 2023-09-07 |
16980. | mememiah (mememiah) | 68.44 | 97% | 2015-11-03 |
16981. | Steven (stevn_) | 68.44 | 97% | 2015-09-07 |
16982. | Rocky (rockyparks) | 68.43 | 99% | 2021-11-21 |
16983. | Mirtininkas (mirtininkas) | 68.43 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
16984. | Kucing (nyandesuyo) | 68.43 | 96% | 2022-10-17 |
16985. | JheMee (ayyjhey) | 68.43 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
16986. | Daniel (dandan337) | 68.43 | 93% | 2016-01-21 |
16987. | Naor (naorcotev) | 68.42 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
16988. | Tymek (redstonekpl) | 68.42 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
16989. | Wesley (wesabbal32) | 68.42 | 96% | 2016-03-26 |
16990. | Jonjwick (suckpo0p) | 68.41 | 95.7% | 2024-10-12 |
16991. | Relthcaw (mrtalksalot) | 68.41 | 95% | 2022-05-09 |
16992. | lynn (lynnsweetspineda) | 68.41 | 97% | 2023-01-07 |
16993. | Vashista (vashista) | 68.41 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
16994. | Simon (xsznix2) | 68.41 | 94% | 2016-01-25 |
16995. | novantix (novantix) | 68.41 | 94% | 2017-04-09 |
16996. | Latte (latteverde) | 68.40 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
16997. | Heather (stuntraps) | 68.40 | 91% | 2016-01-20 |
16998. | Frederick (liquidfyre) | 68.39 | 96% | 2019-11-09 |
16999. | Jacob (frazisbest) | 68.39 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
17000. | El (yebsoy) | 68.38 | 96% | 2020-08-20 |
17001. | 4.41 $ (zed_zed) | 68.38 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
17002. | George (gkoubbe) | 68.38 | 95% | 2022-06-11 |
17003. | Tony (randomdlanny) | 68.38 | 94% | 2017-05-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |