I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9507. | Danny (dannydog) | 87.63 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 9508. | Demure (demure) | 87.63 | 96% | 2016-05-15 |
| 9509. | Coco (ummena) | 87.62 | 95% | 2025-10-12 |
| 9510. | Avi (st3phan0) | 87.62 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
| 9511. | Justin (necrosan) | 87.62 | 93% | 2016-11-10 |
| 9512. | Thi (rodingersmg) | 87.61 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 9513. | said (saidou) | 87.61 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 9514. | Andrew (narchio) | 87.61 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
| 9515. | 🐌Snail🐌 (jayvenlai) | 87.61 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 9516. | The (thedecider) | 87.61 | 98% | 2016-05-05 |
| 9517. | Kadardes (kadardes) | 87.60 | 90% | 2016-08-29 |
| 9518. | thombearr (xiiaofire) | 87.60 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 9519. | Nithish (theunique_123) | 87.60 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| 9520. | Joseph (imushu) | 87.60 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 9521. | Amelia (amelia03) | 87.60 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 9522. | Type (granwizard) | 87.60 | 99% | 2022-09-04 |
| 9523. | norble (norble) | 87.59 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 9524. | Ashoora (ashoora) | 87.59 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 9525. | Sasuke (leandroisamazing) | 87.59 | 98% | 2020-02-25 |
| 9526. | Kelly (kellyoubrejr) | 87.59 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 9527. | Paweł (uuyy) | 87.59 | 92% | 2015-08-11 |
| 9528. | Olav (thederpygod) | 87.59 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 9529. | mky (omkyo) | 87.59 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
| 9530. | Angel (novamage) | 87.59 | 95% | 2015-06-29 |
| 9531. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 87.58 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 9532. | Nalyd (nothisisdylan) | 87.58 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 9533. | Clive (black2dark1) | 87.58 | 95% | 2016-02-03 |
| 9534. | Qiyuan (keonjoe) | 87.57 | 98% | 2015-05-19 |
| 9535. | Java (javatoxxi) | 87.57 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 9536. | Dylan (robott) | 87.57 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |