So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19372. | d2 (dittumon) | 68.51 | 92% | 2016-06-26 |
19373. | crooow (urrmomscockroach) | 68.50 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
19374. | Ghost (anymesh) | 68.50 | 95% | 2013-09-11 |
19375. | serafin (serafin) | 68.50 | 95% | 2011-06-04 |
19376. | Shaira (misshaira) | 68.50 | 89% | 2012-11-21 |
19377. | Mike (hog7654) | 68.50 | 96% | 2015-07-27 |
19378. | Daniel (deniyk) | 68.49 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
19379. | youssef (fastus) | 68.49 | 95% | 2022-08-11 |
19380. | Shukuphido (shukuphido) | 68.49 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
19381. | Jessica (jsilvers27) | 68.49 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
19382. | Mark (carluver69) | 68.49 | — | 2009-10-13 |
19383. | Bram (messier_104) | 68.49 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
19384. | Ryan (rarasang) | 68.48 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
19385. | staggarhs (staggarhs) | 68.48 | 94% | 2012-11-19 |
19386. | sam (samracer) | 68.48 | — | 2010-09-29 |
19387. | DiDi (didilynn) | 68.48 | — | 2008-12-12 |
19388. | DVontre (sttatikk) | 68.47 | 95% | 2018-09-23 |
19389. | Joshua (typinglover5ever) | 68.47 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
19390. | Kevin (kevinstark10) | 68.47 | 96.2% | 2021-02-15 |
19391. | V (horsescary) | 68.47 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
19392. | CJ (cj2305) | 68.47 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
19393. | guest (ks3rr) | 68.47 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
19394. | Gon (frixgon) | 68.47 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
19395. | Ana, can you send a message... | 68.47 | 92% | 2012-06-30 |
19396. | nova (novaajahnova) | 68.47 | 95% | 2015-08-01 |
19397. | Jeff (jeprei) | 68.47 | 95% | 2014-06-11 |
19398. | Dawned (dawned) | 68.47 | 92% | 2013-03-18 |
19399. | Jason (pnguin) | 68.46 | 95% | 2017-12-02 |
19400. | tropics (tropicswpm56) | 68.46 | 94% | 2021-07-29 |
19401. | DaLorenz (laurenz127) | 68.46 | 97% | 2022-09-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,095 | 74.95 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 122 | 73.91 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |