The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11582. | suff1x (suff1x) | 85.80 | 97% | 2024-04-05 |
| 11583. | Elisabeth (elisabethz) | 85.80 | 96% | 2022-09-01 |
| 11584. | Sam (special_cookie) | 85.80 | 97% | 2024-03-04 |
| 11585. | David (klassmagicer17) | 85.80 | 97% | 2023-06-08 |
| 11586. | Poo (unbounder) | 85.80 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 11587. | Vic (tvis) | 85.80 | 92% | 2013-10-18 |
| 11588. | John (bikooo) | 85.80 | 93% | 2012-07-08 |
| 11589. | Dambi (tomino) | 85.80 | 94% | 2014-11-25 |
| 11590. | M (prasanna2991) | 85.80 | 99% | 2012-04-27 |
| 11591. | Minnie (dalamus) | 85.79 | 96% | 2015-06-17 |
| 11592. | waterhan (waterhan) | 85.79 | 96.7% | 2024-10-07 |
| 11593. | TKMaida (tkmaida) | 85.79 | 97% | 2024-03-15 |
| 11594. | Dylan (dabair1) | 85.79 | 98% | 2024-08-06 |
| 11595. | tstats[chikster999] (chikst... | 85.79 | 97.2% | 2024-03-26 |
| 11596. | bo (biznessmun) | 85.79 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| 11597. | Benji (attambomb) | 85.79 | 96% | 2012-06-14 |
| 11598. | Cris (ctietsort) | 85.78 | 89% | 2012-10-04 |
| 11599. | dips (sirdipsalot) | 85.78 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| 11600. | Zenstatic (zenstatic1) | 85.78 | 98% | 2024-07-26 |
| 11601. | Your (nova_byrdy) | 85.78 | 97.3% | 2025-04-30 |
| 11602. | e (noobz_) | 85.78 | 97% | 2024-04-29 |
| 11603. | abc (1714245ctk41) | 85.78 | 98% | 2020-12-23 |
| 11604. | Nick (nick1347) | 85.78 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
| 11605. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 85.78 | 94% | 2017-05-11 |
| 11606. | Scoobert (canadianjoke) | 85.78 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 11607. | Jaybles (popinjay) | 85.77 | 98% | 2025-05-21 |
| 11608. | Big Fat Onion (x_onion_x) | 85.77 | 95% | 2022-11-07 |
| 11609. | NomVibin (nomvibin) | 85.77 | 95.7% | 2024-10-09 |
| 11610. | quadrate (quadrate) | 85.77 | 97.8% | 2024-07-20 |
| 11611. | Robert (gorilla710) | 85.77 | 99% | 2019-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |