I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9898. | ethan (ethanizeta) | 82.27 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 9899. | Free Palestine (tidy400) | 82.27 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 9900. | panda (curtain4774) | 82.27 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
| 9901. | JJ (peppermints) | 82.27 | 97.1% | 2021-02-13 |
| 9902. | Boba (tapiocaman) | 82.26 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 9903. | Kabuto (kabuto007) | 82.26 | 98% | 2019-10-31 |
| 9904. | dumb (slothinhumandisguise) | 82.25 | 96.7% | 2024-12-30 |
| 9905. | Ben (bacco) | 82.25 | 97% | 2018-02-05 |
| 9906. | Lucas (lukasyoi2) | 82.25 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
| 9907. | Asmaa (kawaiicat) | 82.25 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 9908. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 82.25 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 9909. | Damiano (fullomen) | 82.24 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 9910. | Tony (nomind) | 82.24 | 96.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 9911. | Xavier (xavierboutot) | 82.23 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 9912. | Korben Dallas (tacticaltickle) | 82.23 | 95.4% | 2024-01-26 |
| 9913. | y̚o̵̹͉͖̻̓̇̆͒̏ͧ... | 82.23 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 9914. | InfernusPVP (infamousinfernus) | 82.21 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 9915. | Your (nova_byrdy) | 82.21 | 97.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 9916. | Erica (lalaalennon) | 82.21 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 9917. | Narek (ngwallace) | 82.21 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 9918. | Melas (melas1) | 82.21 | 96% | 2020-06-09 |
| 9919. | Peanutbutter99 (peanutbutte... | 82.20 | 98.4% | 2024-04-03 |
| 9920. | Toforgivemyself (hakuchihiro) | 82.20 | 95% | 2021-04-24 |
| 9921. | Charles H (mxrobespierre) | 82.19 | 98% | 2024-08-06 |
| 9922. | Slow_Hand (slow_handss) | 82.19 | 99% | 2023-12-18 |
| 9923. | J (nubcup) | 82.19 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 9924. | SR (ssdel) | 82.19 | 95% | 2022-06-10 |
| 9925. | John Doe (goiu) | 82.18 | 96.8% | 2024-08-20 |
| 9926. | Bob (justawynaut) | 82.18 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
| 9927. | Adi (black_hawk777) | 82.17 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |