I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5827. | Jay (jayser6) | 97.58 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 5828. | Mers (mers_0412) | 97.58 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 5829. | Paddi (adriott) | 97.58 | 97.7% | 2023-08-22 |
| 5830. | skr_j (saikiranj) | 97.58 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
| 5831. | Exo (exousia7) | 97.58 | 99% | 2018-07-30 |
| 5832. | Supah (supahfahst) | 97.57 | 99% | 2022-01-18 |
| 5833. | Sneech (sneechyboy) | 97.57 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 5834. | matan (malsonic) | 97.57 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 5835. | Alex (unggoy2235) | 97.56 | 96.2% | 2023-10-22 |
| 5836. | Shadow (shadowkitten) | 97.56 | 93% | 2017-01-22 |
| 5837. | Redfox (thegreatredfox) | 97.56 | 98% | 2019-04-11 |
| 5838. | Zeb (cleavecamael) | 97.55 | 98% | 2024-09-12 |
| 5839. | Sean (rrshift) | 97.55 | 99% | 2022-08-25 |
| 5840. | slug speed drunk pasta shap... | 97.55 | 98% | 2020-06-17 |
| 5841. | waugh (waugh) | 97.55 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 5842. | Ryosuke (saryou) | 97.55 | 94% | 2015-12-18 |
| 5843. | Your (nova_byrdy) | 97.54 | 98.1% | 2025-01-31 |
| 5844. | Austin (spasticsurgeon) | 97.54 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 5845. | alphakennybody (girlfriendl... | 97.54 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 5846. | Kevin (kxvinkim) | 97.53 | 98% | 2022-03-19 |
| 5847. | Arnold (nosleepinginfilmclass) | 97.53 | 99% | 2020-03-29 |
| 5848. | Das FoO (foobird) | 97.53 | 98% | 2019-06-11 |
| 5849. | Real (slendymale) | 97.52 | 98% | 2023-04-07 |
| 5850. | Ba (prttyfast) | 97.52 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| 5851. | Ninjapancakes (ninjapancakes) | 97.52 | 91% | 2016-11-23 |
| 5852. | Logan (loganangle22) | 97.52 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
| 5853. | Mr. Robot (coolusername) | 97.52 | 97% | 2017-02-18 |
| 5854. | actual (hanipop) | 97.51 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 5855. | 𝕬𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖌... | 97.51 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 5856. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 97.50 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |