Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26138. | Jd (jdthebeanbag) | 59.53 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 26139. | J (ckfhd1234) | 59.53 | 95% | 2021-12-02 |
| 26140. | Cheez (cheez78) | 59.53 | 95% | 2023-03-29 |
| 26141. | Sayan (sayanme24) | 59.53 | 95% | 2018-03-30 |
| 26142. | Anlun (anlun) | 59.53 | 94.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 26143. | Kipper (ziuncati) | 59.52 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
| 26144. | Tino (timppara) | 59.52 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
| 26145. | Danny (buttonbasher) | 59.52 | 88% | 2012-12-28 |
| 26146. | Ace (aceelectronica) | 59.52 | 88% | 2013-10-29 |
| 26147. | TuchuHunter (v4vishal4vs) | 59.51 | 96% | 2023-10-23 |
| 26148. | Princess (painini_) | 59.51 | 95.9% | 2021-01-30 |
| 26149. | Daddy (pep1) | 59.51 | 95% | 2021-10-16 |
| 26150. | 鐘 (obarisk) | 59.51 | 95% | 2014-12-29 |
| 26151. | Kristian (thathearty) | 59.51 | 87% | 2013-09-11 |
| 26152. | Zane (51537) | 59.51 | 90% | 2015-04-02 |
| 26153. | ANUJ (_slowest__) | 59.51 | 95% | 2018-08-29 |
| 26154. | louise (louisenailsit) | 59.50 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 26155. | pilioko (pilioko) | 59.50 | 95% | 2021-11-16 |
| 26156. | Gunnar (rs_gunny) | 59.50 | 88% | 2016-01-21 |
| 26157. | sdfas (monissinom) | 59.50 | 95% | 2020-12-28 |
| 26158. | ZapPlamza (zapplazma) | 59.50 | 92% | 2015-01-20 |
| 26159. | dinh an (nothinglastsforever) | 59.50 | 97% | 2013-01-19 |
| 26160. | Elizabeth (fergieferg) | 59.50 | — | 2009-11-10 |
| 26161. | Daniel (fauxpas) | 59.50 | 90% | 2016-04-15 |
| 26162. | Mercury (codai2810) | 59.50 | 98% | 2011-07-01 |
| 26163. | Noam (noamaster88) | 59.49 | 94% | 2016-05-09 |
| 26164. | Garima (summerqueen15) | 59.49 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 26165. | Basil (basilenthusiast) | 59.49 | 94% | 2021-10-24 |
| 26166. | Alan (alanpung) | 59.49 | 95% | 2016-11-09 |
| 26167. | Aydin (eyeden) | 59.49 | 95% | 2021-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |