As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13528. | Matt (krypton091) | 75.04 | 91% | 2017-04-20 |
13529. | Jack (jackattack45) | 75.04 | 97% | 2017-06-10 |
13530. | Eren (flochforster) | 75.03 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
13531. | Craig (mythical_forger) | 75.03 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
13532. | panda (curtain4774) | 75.03 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
13533. | Max (tehbomb123) | 75.03 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
13534. | BB (bdl26c) | 75.03 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
13535. | Mark (exec_prod) | 75.03 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
13536. | Nam (nnhoang) | 75.02 | 95% | 2016-05-09 |
13537. | Maddi (queenrupert) | 75.02 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
13538. | Rensku (rensku7) | 75.02 | 93% | 2016-11-07 |
13539. | naskoesuperqk (naskoemnogoqk) | 75.01 | 94% | 2023-09-17 |
13540. | wigglyworm (wigglyworm) | 75.01 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
13541. | Aviram (adsherun) | 75.01 | 99% | 2018-10-21 |
13542. | Timothy (timply) | 75.01 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
13543. | Werdna (werdnawerd) | 75.00 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
13544. | Connor (notaporkupine) | 74.99 | 96% | 2015-05-27 |
13545. | Boomer (typicalboomer) | 74.99 | 97.6% | 2024-11-15 |
13546. | Pinoy (pinoytypist01) | 74.99 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
13547. | Kenna (kennanemera) | 74.99 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
13548. | P0IS0N (p0is0n) | 74.99 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
13549. | Helen (iamhelenkeller) | 74.99 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
13550. | Nikola (dudeimwhite) | 74.99 | 96% | 2022-11-26 |
13551. | Jerm (professional_keyboard... | 74.99 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
13552. | Jae (jaehan521) | 74.98 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
13553. | Griffin (speedyboi4506) | 74.98 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
13554. | bhavik (bhavik301205) | 74.97 | 97% | 2024-12-17 |
13555. | Tonmaii (tonmaiii) | 74.97 | 96% | 2023-03-27 |
13556. | Jack (jackbiscegliaa) | 74.97 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
13557. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 74.97 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |