Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5355. | Lin (commercial) | 50.06 | 94% | 2018-03-13 |
| 5356. | Oaken (oaken) | 50.05 | 95% | 2019-12-11 |
| 5357. | Lukas (figracer29) | 50.05 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
| 5358. | jai (jaihunter) | 50.03 | 95% | 2017-11-10 |
| 5359. | Axe22 (axe2) | 50.02 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 5360. | Shawna (shawnachiew) | 50.02 | 96% | 2018-06-29 |
| 5361. | Debayan (danky_pranky) | 50.02 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 5362. | LAOZIXI (seanleezhxi) | 50.01 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 5363. | Rinkumiah (rinkumiah) | 50.00 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
| 5364. | DaddyDaisuke (moistfrogz) | 49.99 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 5365. | Maluck (maluck) | 49.99 | 96% | 2017-12-06 |
| 5366. | Lesibana (profles) | 49.98 | 96% | 2020-09-08 |
| 5367. | Melvin (mellikyun) | 49.98 | 93% | 2020-09-18 |
| 5368. | Omar (omarkhair) | 49.97 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| 5369. | wonwon (wonwon) | 49.95 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 5370. | impen (impen_onizuka) | 49.91 | 96% | 2018-02-14 |
| 5371. | Viking (not_xp3og) | 49.83 | 92% | 2019-02-22 |
| 5372. | Matt (magamman) | 49.82 | 93% | 2018-08-04 |
| 5373. | a (stanrude) | 49.78 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
| 5374. | Rajan (purebrahman) | 49.78 | 95% | 2019-12-02 |
| 5375. | tapan (psydelix) | 49.77 | 96% | 2020-04-04 |
| 5376. | Kim (rsoler) | 49.77 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 5377. | Mikhail (limedimenine) | 49.77 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 5378. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 49.76 | 94% | 2021-08-06 |
| 5379. | Odysseus (doctorodysseus) | 49.74 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 5380. | yoxu (yoxu) | 49.73 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
| 5381. | per (crusaderking1) | 49.73 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
| 5382. | Alejandro (akakmx) | 49.72 | 94% | 2017-12-26 |
| 5383. | Azzren (azzrenvp) | 49.70 | 96% | 2019-03-29 |
| 5384. | Dennis (dwiebe) | 49.70 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |