See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10959. | m7mdbr800 (m7mdbr800_3mk) | 78.39 | 98% | 2025-08-07 |
| 10960. | Uncl3Budd (unclebudd) | 78.39 | 95.5% | 2025-03-27 |
| 10961. | Ikenna (odogwu) | 78.39 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 10962. | you (dv_learner) | 78.39 | 99% | 2023-05-04 |
| 10963. | Bad (iwillgetbetterattyping) | 78.39 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 10964. | Aditya (aditya745) | 78.39 | 99% | 2023-04-01 |
| 10965. | S0R4 (omniores22) | 78.39 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 10966. | Kunal (kunal299) | 78.39 | 94% | 2021-06-16 |
| 10967. | lastiko (lastdarma) | 78.38 | 97% | 2024-05-08 |
| 10968. | Rick Astley (beardybeardy) | 78.38 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 10969. | kd (kdrai007) | 78.37 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 10970. | cd7ca2bb (pleazy) | 78.37 | 99% | 2020-09-17 |
| 10971. | Mark (cyclingguy536) | 78.36 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
| 10972. | Feli (dottedladybug) | 78.36 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 10973. | Okan (baykalokandemir) | 78.36 | 96.8% | 2021-02-14 |
| 10974. | Prateek (fortis_sage) | 78.36 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 10975. | Priyanka (alearner) | 78.35 | 99% | 2020-03-28 |
| 10976. | Nonquit (noobmaster19) | 78.35 | 98% | 2022-11-17 |
| 10977. | napppyuuu (napppyu) | 78.34 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 10978. | Dev (dev_454) | 78.34 | 98.1% | 2021-02-25 |
| 10979. | Steven (stevie03) | 78.33 | 96% | 2020-02-07 |
| 10980. | Richrad (laci279) | 78.33 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 10981. | Emi (gusd) | 78.33 | 95.5% | 2021-02-27 |
| 10982. | feke_fr (feke_pk_fr) | 78.33 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 10983. | Mohammed (ramzan12345) | 78.32 | 99% | 2022-04-01 |
| 10984. | Free Palestine (fastest_as_... | 78.32 | 96.6% | 2023-10-26 |
| 10985. | Jeffrey (blackdog22x) | 78.32 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 10986. | Xan (justxan) | 78.32 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 10987. | rajiun (rajiun) | 78.31 | 98% | 2023-02-16 |
| 10988. | JodsintZ (jodsintz) | 78.31 | 96% | 2019-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |