See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13489. | Max (maxpage) | 71.48 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 13490. | Xavier (xaviertriplett) | 71.48 | 95% | 2019-04-19 |
| 13491. | Sh.I.vA (sh_l_va) | 71.47 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 13492. | Fiona (fioceen) | 71.47 | 98% | 2022-01-06 |
| 13493. | Dylan (metrolian) | 71.47 | 96% | 2023-02-19 |
| 13494. | RevZach (revolutionary15) | 71.47 | 98% | 2024-05-05 |
| 13495. | Noah (pikachuaz) | 71.47 | 97.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13496. | Xavier (xavasx) | 71.46 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 13497. | Pawan (pawanpdn) | 71.46 | 98.4% | 2024-03-08 |
| 13498. | raven (mr_raven) | 71.45 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 13499. | Vincent (vwang2013) | 71.45 | 95% | 2021-01-05 |
| 13500. | Lingabathula (thapaswi_01) | 71.44 | 98.5% | 2023-09-26 |
| 13501. | sangvar (greeker) | 71.44 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 13502. | joey (legend_joey) | 71.44 | 95% | 2025-10-21 |
| 13503. | zensei (_zensei_) | 71.43 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 13504. | hyeonk (hyeonk) | 71.43 | 94% | 2020-05-27 |
| 13505. | ⌨️Dvorak (mister_dvorak) | 71.42 | 94% | 2022-12-01 |
| 13506. | Piyush (lanslord11) | 71.42 | 95% | 2021-11-26 |
| 13507. | Mike (tonz30) | 71.42 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 13508. | Leung (noobie_markie) | 71.42 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 13509. | I'm a noob (xpfxzxc) | 71.42 | 97% | 2025-06-13 |
| 13510. | Brandon (botobran) | 71.41 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 13511. | Pajarwww (pajarwww) | 71.39 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 13512. | Someone (_some_one_) | 71.39 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 13513. | Payre (payre) | 71.39 | 95% | 2020-07-02 |
| 13514. | Ɓritishyobro (britishyobro) | 71.38 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
| 13515. | Shivam (shivru) | 71.38 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 13516. | Caesar (caesarp) | 71.38 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 13517. | Moses (moseslee) | 71.37 | 96% | 2024-04-13 |
| 13518. | Snail's Pace (hardtack) | 71.37 | 95% | 2022-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |