The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2643. | (serveroptic) | 113.64 | 97% | 2011-08-27 |
| 2644. | Sam (rootbeeraward) | 113.64 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 2645. | To be (itype4life) | 113.63 | 99% | 2015-10-26 |
| 2646. | Terry (tliu1990) | 113.62 | 97% | 2013-05-15 |
| 2647. | Sophia (小雪） (renissia) | 113.62 | 100% | 2015-03-24 |
| 2648. | wireless garbage keyboard (... | 113.60 | 94% | 2013-09-24 |
| 2649. | Jaysen (jquan3) | 113.58 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 2650. | Jwad (jaziz) | 113.58 | 98% | 2022-01-04 |
| 2651. | Joey (rosuoammdo) | 113.58 | 98% | 2013-03-14 |
| 2652. | Alonzo (ihavegum) | 113.58 | 99% | 2018-08-22 |
| 2653. | Dawn (m0f0) | 113.57 | 99% | 2013-08-16 |
| 2654. | Lin (linw) | 113.56 | 97% | 2012-08-13 |
| 2655. | Chris (charlie10) | 113.56 | 97% | 2014-03-27 |
| 2656. | Gabriel (zfar4) | 113.54 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 2657. | Lysator (lysator) | 113.54 | 96% | 2015-01-10 |
| 2658. | Somar (somar) | 113.54 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 2659. | Bean (beanervibez) | 113.53 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 2660. | c4 (noobgalaxy) | 113.53 | 96% | 2011-09-01 |
| 2661. | guppypuppy (guppypuppy) | 113.52 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
| 2662. | whatev (chroz_lol) | 113.52 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 2663. | Badika (badika) | 113.52 | 94% | 2013-11-21 |
| 2664. | Michael (additive) | 113.52 | 96% | 2013-04-21 |
| 2665. | 144p 1998 VW Beetle (stryke... | 113.51 | 99% | 2022-01-02 |
| 2666. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 113.51 | 100% | 2012-06-25 |
| 2667. | A (ajengel84) | 113.51 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 2668. | Samuli (st6er) | 113.48 | 96% | 2017-01-02 |
| 2669. | K (sillytest) | 113.48 | 94% | 2016-03-05 |
| 2670. | Joel (joel6677) | 113.46 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
| 2671. | Xander (jacobsucks) | 113.45 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
| 2672. | undeclared (undeclared) | 113.45 | — | 2008-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |