So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29811. | Mineball (mineball12) | 52.21 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 29812. | Prithwin (prithwin) | 52.21 | 96% | 2019-03-16 |
| 29813. | Lars (gaptrast) | 52.21 | 99% | 2016-04-07 |
| 29814. | Loan (kimloan_1511) | 52.21 | 92% | 2011-06-06 |
| 29815. | chung (chungtc20209) | 52.21 | 95% | 2011-04-06 |
| 29816. | Nikki (haiitsnikki) | 52.20 | 95% | 2015-01-16 |
| 29817. | Riku (maisto) | 52.20 | 88% | 2011-11-08 |
| 29818. | mihai (mihaicmn) | 52.20 | 94% | 2017-11-21 |
| 29819. | Ahwan (ahwanjoshi) | 52.20 | 88% | 2016-05-03 |
| 29820. | on9 (x_on9999_x) | 52.19 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 29821. | Excuse You (heroesboss) | 52.19 | 90% | 2016-06-16 |
| 29822. | Fast (too_fast_foru) | 52.19 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 29823. | ferdinand (ferdinand99) | 52.19 | 87% | 2014-05-28 |
| 29824. | MagicFridge (hase_20) | 52.18 | 95% | 2022-09-14 |
| 29825. | BonG-YaB (seannsen) | 52.18 | 92% | 2011-12-20 |
| 29826. | Black (madboy) | 52.18 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 29827. | adam (ztew) | 52.17 | 94% | 2021-03-04 |
| 29828. | vari_kun (vari_kun) | 52.17 | — | 2011-02-17 |
| 29829. | Magnus (sareme) | 52.17 | 92% | 2013-01-16 |
| 29830. | Nene (nenepakande) | 52.17 | 96% | 2011-12-17 |
| 29831. | Christian (nooben) | 52.17 | 92% | 2016-04-27 |
| 29832. | Chun-Hao (laisky) | 52.16 | 92% | 2016-08-07 |
| 29833. | jin (jin13z) | 52.16 | 94% | 2023-02-20 |
| 29834. | 🔮Ârnaldø🔮 (zerozemos) | 52.16 | 94% | 2023-05-31 |
| 29835. | Woidkauz (woidkauz) | 52.16 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 29836. | Gabriel (azomio) | 52.16 | — | 2009-09-19 |
| 29837. | Sampsa (vilkko) | 52.16 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 29838. | trekil (trekil) | 52.16 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 29839. | ig@ (fainterkitten) | 52.16 | 88% | 2016-03-23 |
| 29840. | Joe (schmuckmaster69) | 52.15 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |