As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18148. | rohan (rhaniyr) | 65.81 | 95% | 2021-04-03 |
18149. | Alex (alexruben) | 65.81 | 93% | 2016-01-10 |
18150. | pro (promarvlen) | 65.80 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
18151. | eren (erenisdevil) | 65.80 | 96.8% | 2023-07-06 |
18152. | John (johndeereletter) | 65.80 | 98% | 2022-10-16 |
18153. | Muhammad (littlememon) | 65.80 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
18154. | verdant (verdantasd) | 65.80 | 95% | 2022-06-08 |
18155. | even (even97) | 65.80 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
18156. | Andrew (chanmandrew) | 65.80 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
18157. | Kyle (ktwo) | 65.80 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
18158. | George (meanong) | 65.79 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
18159. | John (taisnsturis) | 65.79 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
18160. | Binod (pratyushbinod) | 65.79 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
18161. | Tartcake (tartcakehs) | 65.79 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
18162. | Cam (thecampingcam) | 65.78 | 95% | 2015-08-02 |
18163. | Fenelon (topogigo) | 65.78 | 99% | 2021-06-09 |
18164. | Vipul (vipulsings) | 65.77 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
18165. | Roshan (noob_master9901) | 65.77 | 96% | 2020-03-22 |
18166. | sv_cheats 1 (change_lolxd) | 65.77 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
18167. | Jonas (the_sea_typist) | 65.76 | 96% | 2022-11-27 |
18168. | Wolfdale 3 (wolfdale3) | 65.76 | 95% | 2022-05-22 |
18169. | Dimitris (dimitrism) | 65.76 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
18170. | Emily (emilydrev) | 65.76 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
18171. | Zhadyra (zhettus) | 65.75 | 95% | 2022-12-16 |
18172. | codemaedb (codemaedb) | 65.75 | 98% | 2023-09-17 |
18173. | Phillip (kinkking123) | 65.75 | 96% | 2021-05-13 |
18174. | clarence (zerogly) | 65.75 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
18175. | philm (philmcole) | 65.75 | 93% | 2017-03-17 |
18176. | Mehedi (mehedihasan) | 65.74 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
18177. | Val (codehacker707) | 65.74 | 95% | 2017-12-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |