It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1041. | Sarath (sarathparackalj) | 93.49 | 98% | 2020-06-20 |
| 1042. | Typing Zen (k4ir4) | 93.49 | 98% | 2017-10-26 |
| 1043. | John (caduke) | 93.43 | 97% | 2020-07-12 |
| 1044. | Mel (smelons) | 93.42 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 1045. | 1step (narcindin) | 93.33 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 1046. | Spyro (spyrothedragon) | 93.30 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
| 1047. | Jessie (dcant322) | 93.29 | 99% | 2020-02-20 |
| 1048. | Hansi (hanzgg) | 93.29 | 99% | 2018-08-15 |
| 1049. | Joseph (josqu) | 93.29 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 1050. | SelfPowered (nawid113) | 93.24 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 1051. | George (sk8ereid) | 93.24 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
| 1052. | W (davanish) | 93.24 | 99% | 2017-10-30 |
| 1053. | DiscordMod (sheevpalpatine66) | 93.23 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1054. | Kaede (kayano) | 93.22 | 98% | 2018-06-23 |
| 1055. | zane (magicsoap) | 93.18 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
| 1056. | Justin (nexoloft) | 93.17 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1057. | Guts (noob_06) | 93.15 | 99% | 2018-10-25 |
| 1058. | Apaul_2 (apaul_2) | 93.12 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
| 1059. | Mike (tursi960) | 93.10 | 97% | 2018-05-04 |
| 1060. | Devcar03 (devcar03) | 93.10 | 96% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1061. | Mor (morteih) | 93.06 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1062. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 93.06 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
| 1063. | Giulio (giulio89) | 93.06 | 98% | 2019-03-02 |
| 1064. | Jason (jasonbetterthanyouall) | 93.04 | 99% | 2020-05-13 |
| 1065. | Jayden (jihyuk) | 93.03 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
| 1066. | gabe (gabingbing) | 93.01 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 1067. | Quotient (quotient) | 92.98 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 1068. | Person (relearner) | 92.96 | 99% | 2019-02-22 |
| 1069. | Sovano (sovano) | 92.95 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 1070. | Kyesel (kyesel) | 92.92 | 99% | 2019-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |