Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1910. | eeya (eeya) | 82.06 | 95% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1911. | Michael (mihcael) | 82.05 | 96% | 2019-12-30 |
| 1912. | Raghav (redsondude) | 82.05 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 1913. | Annihilator (annihilator123) | 82.00 | 98% | 2020-07-04 |
| 1914. | one day 💯 (cyard) | 82.00 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 1915. | Lukas (bluistoasty) | 81.99 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 1916. | God is love ᗜ (kjb3plover) | 81.98 | 92% | 2019-10-05 |
| 1917. | Joy (joyisawesome) | 81.98 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 1918. | Andrew (rentor) | 81.97 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| 1919. | Eric (iiwaterboyii) | 81.95 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1920. | Spring (rabeeh97) | 81.94 | 96% | 2018-02-03 |
| 1921. | Alonne (freeman_1337) | 81.93 | 97% | 2018-02-18 |
| 1922. | navreee2 (navreee2) | 81.92 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 1923. | Master (masterasia69) | 81.91 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| 1924. | kacper (leszczyn) | 81.90 | 99% | 2018-02-09 |
| 1925. | Abdo (zxiest) | 81.88 | 97% | 2019-12-08 |
| 1926. | Guts (noob_06) | 81.86 | 99% | 2018-02-23 |
| 1927. | Kevin (yinkr) | 81.84 | 98% | 2020-02-02 |
| 1928. | James2 (james372) | 81.83 | 98% | 2018-01-26 |
| 1929. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 81.81 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| 1930. | Micah (micav) | 81.78 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 1931. | No (bambusnippel) | 81.77 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
| 1932. | HiddenRoom (hiddenroom404) | 81.77 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1933. | (robert420) | 81.76 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 1934. | Mehmet (xlyana) | 81.74 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1935. | taco (tacocat0) | 81.73 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 1936. | Allan (allandallon) | 81.70 | 95% | 2020-08-01 |
| 1937. | Lambee (tundralegend) | 81.69 | 96% | 2019-03-01 |
| 1938. | Ken (i_eat_lights) | 81.68 | 97% | 2019-04-13 |
| 1939. | Mr. (serallfreedbear) | 81.68 | 99% | 2020-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |