I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14881. | samuel (samuelhalim12) | 73.59 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 14882. | Skirrrrrrt (skrrrrt_cash_mo... | 73.59 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 14883. | Sugma (m3rky) | 73.59 | 97% | 2018-10-23 |
| 14884. | ruohola (ruohola) | 73.58 | 96.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 14885. | Bob (bobgolf) | 73.58 | 98% | 2017-10-16 |
| 14886. | Tomek (tomekrihliy) | 73.57 | 98% | 2021-06-20 |
| 14887. | indianpanda (indianpanda250) | 73.57 | 94% | 2020-03-10 |
| 14888. | apoodle_ (molltenlol) | 73.56 | 95.2% | 2023-07-08 |
| 14889. | Gunawan (lightmire) | 73.55 | 98% | 2017-01-31 |
| 14890. | NuwGen (nuwgen) | 73.55 | 94% | 2022-04-29 |
| 14891. | Ajdin (ajdindtvc) | 73.55 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 14892. | tounyo (tounyo) | 73.55 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 14893. | Saad (saad_mohammed7) | 73.55 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 14894. | Wen Li (ykk3555) | 73.55 | 95% | 2017-02-27 |
| 14895. | lucanentis (dzinski) | 73.54 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 14896. | jowett (jowettchng) | 73.54 | 95% | 2018-02-16 |
| 14897. | Prabin (prabin179) | 73.53 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 14898. | Bodzio (boguslav) | 73.53 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 14899. | Abed (abed42) | 73.53 | 96% | 2022-02-24 |
| 14900. | Guts (noob_06) | 73.53 | 97% | 2017-06-23 |
| 14901. | programmylife (programmylife) | 73.52 | 97.5% | 2024-11-05 |
| 14902. | Brett (megahash) | 73.52 | 94% | 2025-09-24 |
| 14903. | Anisur (anis_017) | 73.52 | 96% | 2022-07-20 |
| 14904. | Geaphphree (geaphphree) | 73.52 | 95% | 2020-04-09 |
| 14905. | Bobert (bloobertbludge) | 73.52 | 96.2% | 2021-01-30 |
| 14906. | Sardorbek (batiskaf) | 73.52 | 96% | 2020-05-21 |
| 14907. | predrag (pkmfs) | 73.51 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
| 14908. | Nurbergen (g_light) | 73.51 | 97% | 2017-06-28 |
| 14909. | wpieldor (circl3) | 73.50 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 14910. | raceme (archaicio) | 73.50 | 99% | 2017-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |