I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| 5337. | Ed (theorynoob) | 100.55 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 5338. | Ba (prttyfast) | 100.55 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 5339. | Albert (notskilledhere) | 100.54 | 99.3% | 2021-02-04 |
| 5340. | Yvan (revealer0988) | 100.54 | 99% | 2022-06-01 |
| 5341. | Paul (pfu0wgjx) | 100.54 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 5342. | Abhay (abhay_hadez) | 100.53 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 5343. | sync (kjh2196) | 100.53 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 5344. | Bonk (god_bonk) | 100.53 | 99% | 2020-09-27 |
| 5345. | thehomie (thehomie818) | 100.53 | 98% | 2023-02-03 |
| 5346. | Matrix (ss005) | 100.53 | 99% | 2022-04-17 |
| 5347. | Ribub (mercury_millpond) | 100.51 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 5348. | Bares3w3 (baresthreewthree) | 100.51 | 98% | 2023-05-05 |
| 5349. | Gwude (gwude) | 100.50 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 5350. | FiB0 (fiboss) | 100.50 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 5351. | Jamie (jamiegre) | 100.49 | 99% | 2021-12-16 |
| 5352. | J (j___1) | 100.49 | 97% | 2025-04-07 |
| 5353. | Justine (noob3tc) | 100.48 | 98.4% | 2024-07-16 |
| 5354. | Steve (st_jin) | 100.48 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 5355. | a (3lim64) | 100.48 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 5356. | Squill (squill098) | 100.48 | 98% | 2019-09-05 |
| 5357. | Alan (misterlin) | 100.47 | 98% | 2017-10-13 |
| 5358. | Conspiracy (realkingofgames) | 100.46 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 5359. | cecilia (plumerias) | 100.46 | 98% | 2019-08-02 |
| 5360. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 100.45 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 5361. | Anthony (apmeyer27) | 100.44 | 99.7% | 2023-09-26 |
| 5362. | FartMaster2003 (unpog) | 100.44 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| 5363. | tronjo (t_lo) | 100.44 | 99% | 2021-01-03 |
| 5364. | Pheresint (pheresint) | 100.43 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 5365. | Heniu (ardorn) | 100.41 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |