The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5004. | athle (athle) | 115.06 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 5005. | J (jf31092) | 115.06 | 97% | 2014-04-16 |
| 5006. | Glaucoma (wngo22) | 115.06 | 90% | 2015-02-14 |
| 5007. | Firdaus (ecalyte) | 115.06 | 96% | 2013-05-14 |
| 5008. | Praise Jesus (distajo) | 115.06 | 97% | 2011-11-16 |
| 5009. | Neelie (neeliee) | 115.05 | 99% | 2021-11-16 |
| 5010. | Derk (racen55) | 115.05 | 99% | 2023-09-26 |
| 5011. | Daniel (danielxzt) | 115.05 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 5012. | rk61 (lowda9) | 115.05 | 100% | 2018-02-09 |
| 5013. | Duncan (dkbrk) | 115.03 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 5014. | Eric (draydere) | 115.02 | 99% | 2022-10-16 |
| 5015. | David (dcoh91) | 115.02 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 5016. | //// (francov2) | 115.02 | 99% | 2019-10-11 |
| 5017. | Matthew (clubmeber) | 115.02 | 99% | 2017-03-30 |
| 5018. | Fieldy (fieldy) | 115.01 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 5019. | Tyler (tjang) | 115.01 | 99% | 2019-09-07 |
| 5020. | Slow (noob) | 115.00 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 5021. | David (lazyperson99) | 115.00 | 94% | 2013-04-30 |
| 5022. | Tchaikovsky (tchaikovsky14) | 115.00 | 98% | 2012-04-23 |
| 5023. | Jimmy (jimbozeub926) | 114.99 | 100% | 2022-04-12 |
| 5024. | Luc (vaxim) | 114.99 | 99% | 2012-10-28 |
| 5025. | WHO AM I (naox) | 114.99 | 95% | 2015-07-25 |
| 5026. | Rebant (supervisor) | 114.99 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 5027. | Matt (kawemango) | 114.98 | 94% | 2014-01-04 |
| 5028. | Mahmoud (mastercyrax) | 114.98 | 96% | 2016-07-09 |
| 5029. | Jade (jezebel) | 114.97 | 97% | 2011-09-25 |
| 5030. | Patrick (gjaw42) | 114.96 | 100% | 2012-07-17 |
| 5031. | Bruh (bruh432) | 114.95 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 5032. | Davey (gujin) | 114.94 | 98% | 2018-09-19 |
| 5033. | RestUpFriend (restupfriend) | 114.94 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |