As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18358. | Daniele (laptopspeed) | 65.37 | 98% | 2015-07-18 |
| 18359. | Pumas (pumasbro) | 65.37 | 98% | 2022-02-05 |
| 18360. | elp (slothisasin) | 65.37 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 18361. | Gage (gagedorl) | 65.37 | 95% | 2020-10-03 |
| 18362. | danmurat (danmurat) | 65.36 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 18363. | Joshua (buckerts) | 65.36 | 94% | 2018-03-21 |
| 18364. | Coolio 😎 (username0) | 65.35 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 18365. | Janet (jfitz1212) | 65.35 | 98% | 2015-09-02 |
| 18366. | shicheng (fgtfer) | 65.35 | 90% | 2016-01-29 |
| 18367. | Sebastian (sebperez) | 65.35 | 93% | 2015-05-07 |
| 18368. | Muhammad (muhammadariqqqq) | 65.34 | 98% | 2022-07-08 |
| 18369. | fjfrancis (fjfrancis) | 65.34 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 18370. | Luke (luke303) | 65.34 | 95% | 2022-04-06 |
| 18371. | Mgs. M. Rizqi (rizqirizqi) | 65.34 | 94% | 2016-10-19 |
| 18372. | Taufik (opik11o22o12) | 65.34 | 96% | 2019-02-10 |
| 18373. | Dhaka (mitumila) | 65.34 | 94% | 2016-05-06 |
| 18374. | ryu107 (ryu107) | 65.33 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 18375. | Ereklo (ereklo) | 65.33 | 90% | 2016-04-18 |
| 18376. | Mausam (im_eagle) | 65.33 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| 18377. | Stefan (thebeaver5) | 65.33 | 95% | 2021-09-24 |
| 18378. | Nieves (cheezy_butter) | 65.33 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
| 18379. | Andy (nomicos) | 65.33 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
| 18380. | Eshan (eshakrani) | 65.33 | 96% | 2018-08-26 |
| 18381. | Mostafa (mostafa_daabis) | 65.33 | 98% | 2019-01-27 |
| 18382. | mayimbe (mayimbe194) | 65.33 | 97% | 2016-04-12 |
| 18383. | arrowPIG (arrowpig0304) | 65.32 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 18384. | Wikipedia (memor123) | 65.32 | 94% | 2017-06-01 |
| 18385. | pege (pege) | 65.32 | 95% | 2019-05-18 |
| 18386. | suleman (ravia) | 65.32 | 94% | 2016-07-10 |
| 18387. | mezkal33tO (mezkal33to) | 65.32 | 90% | 2016-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |