And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15103. | Bopper (meteorincoming) | 87.78 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
| 15104. | Jonny (schitzngiglz) | 87.78 | 92% | 2012-08-04 |
| 15105. | 259 (advent259) | 87.77 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 15106. | jjpogi (jjpogi) | 87.77 | 97% | 2013-07-22 |
| 15107. | James (bobloblawslawblog) | 87.77 | 88% | 2013-07-23 |
| 15108. | Nick (hyydee_) | 87.77 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 15109. | Typo (fingooli) | 87.77 | 97% | 2015-09-11 |
| 15110. | jack (jackracer23) | 87.77 | 97% | 2017-12-30 |
| 15111. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 87.77 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 15112. | Louis-Ferdinand (bagatelles) | 87.77 | 96.8% | 2023-08-22 |
| 15113. | Kyle (zerpy) | 87.76 | 91% | 2015-10-01 |
| 15114. | Pandancement (sheaththerogue) | 87.76 | 98% | 2022-10-15 |
| 15115. | Richard (jjjxxx) | 87.76 | 99% | 2022-05-31 |
| 15116. | Lesya (lesyalackey) | 87.76 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 15117. | daniel3131 (daniel3131) | 87.76 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 15118. | Stephen (brenns10) | 87.76 | 93% | 2015-01-30 |
| 15119. | Khoa (sasukekhoa) | 87.75 | 94% | 2013-03-17 |
| 15120. | Nico (nicabru) | 87.75 | 96% | 2013-09-30 |
| 15121. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 87.75 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 15122. | Nolan (nolangreub) | 87.75 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 15123. | ore (orezee) | 87.75 | 98% | 2017-05-04 |
| 15124. | little (littleruiness) | 87.75 | 94% | 2016-05-06 |
| 15125. | Arsenal (arsenal_) | 87.74 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 15126. | Alex (alexraw) | 87.74 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 15127. | Melvyn (melv012) | 87.74 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 15128. | Merlin (mmiller12) | 87.73 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 15129. | Birdman (birdman13) | 87.73 | 97% | 2023-04-10 |
| 15130. | Boom (moeroach) | 87.73 | 95% | 2012-05-15 |
| 15131. | Damir Talipov (mirtal) | 87.72 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 15132. | dnic (dnic) | 87.72 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |