As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22074. | Patrick (8iaventri) | 56.37 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 22075. | Booob (noobieness) | 56.37 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 22076. | Ivan (ivannn_e) | 56.37 | 94% | 2021-01-07 |
| 22077. | Rob (diyroby) | 56.36 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 22078. | Ptysiek (ptysiek) | 56.36 | 93% | 2016-12-14 |
| 22079. | Kyle (vanityx) | 56.35 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 22080. | Alex Jane (alex_jane) | 56.35 | 99% | 2022-01-13 |
| 22081. | Dex (dexbuff) | 56.35 | 86% | 2016-11-28 |
| 22082. | Hannes (sileshar) | 56.35 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
| 22083. | gazizulin_ (gazizulin_) | 56.34 | 94% | 2023-05-14 |
| 22084. | Dylan (thedcgamez) | 56.34 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 22085. | Brookzerker (brookzerker) | 56.34 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 22086. | Kamil (shirudechi) | 56.33 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 22087. | Richard (richard_king) | 56.33 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
| 22088. | kabir (_kabir) | 56.33 | 96% | 2021-07-14 |
| 22089. | Ben (sirholiday) | 56.33 | 91% | 2016-05-14 |
| 22090. | Epictetus (noksa) | 56.32 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 22091. | Isaac (doodle_eldood) | 56.32 | 95% | 2018-10-23 |
| 22092. | InfiniteCows (infinitecows) | 56.31 | 95% | 2017-07-27 |
| 22093. | Rahim (rahim_khan) | 56.31 | 95% | 2023-05-15 |
| 22094. | jojo nub (jojo_nub) | 56.31 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 22095. | Darren (mitsuha2k) | 56.31 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 22096. | Divyanshu (divyanshu001) | 56.31 | 96% | 2023-07-26 |
| 22097. | ... (7mza) | 56.31 | 97% | 2020-06-15 |
| 22098. | Denise (denisefloeck) | 56.31 | 94% | 2016-12-19 |
| 22099. | jolie (jolie_pham) | 56.31 | 93% | 2015-06-19 |
| 22100. | ZH Zaidi (zee_110) | 56.30 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 22101. | urmom (urmom0912) | 56.30 | 96% | 2023-10-04 |
| 22102. | Vaibhav (vaibhav120) | 56.30 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 22103. | Anurag (anuragbhatt) | 56.30 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |