I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17282. | Cory (nascar_nelson) | 70.62 | 99% | 2023-08-12 |
| 17283. | Priyam (priyam_raj) | 70.62 | 96.7% | 2021-02-09 |
| 17284. | TrippyJing (trippyjing) | 70.62 | 96% | 2015-09-23 |
| 17285. | rosina (rosina_24) | 70.61 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 17286. | Natalia (vaylen) | 70.61 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 17287. | ( ˙꒳˙ ) (nizuu) | 70.61 | 94% | 2019-01-29 |
| 17288. | Skyler (comradsky) | 70.60 | 97% | 2016-04-25 |
| 17289. | Shivam (exergo) | 70.60 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 17290. | nerif (nerif) | 70.60 | 95% | 2020-04-30 |
| 17291. | Michal (buzna) | 70.60 | 98% | 2016-07-17 |
| 17292. | Samuel (zucune) | 70.59 | 90% | 2016-10-06 |
| 17293. | Thomas (ushsamoht) | 70.59 | 96% | 2018-09-07 |
| 17294. | Mikke (skrammelkonto) | 70.59 | 95% | 2023-01-08 |
| 17295. | Md. Mamun (mamun_sheikh) | 70.59 | 95% | 2022-09-03 |
| 17296. | Kimmo (kimorasa) | 70.59 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 17297. | Ar (azzztec) | 70.59 | 96% | 2017-08-01 |
| 17298. | Karim (karim_nehme22) | 70.58 | 97% | 2025-06-03 |
| 17299. | Ami (nohonestyinthe11thhour) | 70.58 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 17300. | Ryan (fav3) | 70.58 | 95% | 2023-03-13 |
| 17301. | FieryPotato (ackros) | 70.58 | 96% | 2015-09-18 |
| 17302. | Vlad (vladsh27) | 70.58 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 17303. | awais (awaispk) | 70.58 | 96% | 2021-02-04 |
| 17304. | anisa (anisaifah) | 70.58 | 92% | 2015-07-31 |
| 17305. | Chase (chasericker) | 70.58 | 94% | 2015-05-24 |
| 17306. | Jack (jackthesnacc) | 70.57 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 17307. | greenhouse (karjack) | 70.57 | 96% | 2022-07-20 |
| 17308. | Ankan (nc3rtainity) | 70.57 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
| 17309. | Enjoi (enjoisxd) | 70.57 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 17310. | Samuel (necroleachate) | 70.57 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
| 17311. | Trang (trang_nobita) | 70.57 | 97% | 2015-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |