And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2785. | (jlpt) | 122.15 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 2786. | Kevin (membraneforlife) | 122.15 | 96% | 2022-04-17 |
| 2787. | (flashhook) | 122.15 | 99% | 2021-03-15 |
| 2788. | (neverdefeated) | 122.15 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 2789. | (josephrchang) | 122.14 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 2790. | (speedy_gonazles) | 122.14 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 2791. | (petrarch) | 122.14 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 2792. | Kim (kimlien) | 122.14 | 96% | 2014-03-08 |
| 2793. | (dollxface1025) | 122.14 | — | 2010-02-28 |
| 2794. | ᅚu (actmyname) | 122.14 | 93% | 2015-12-12 |
| 2795. | (plasmacytoiddc) | 122.13 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| 2796. | (bb667) | 122.13 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 2797. | Alenygam (provola23) | 122.12 | 97% | 2021-11-07 |
| 2798. | (easy_game) | 122.11 | 99% | 2022-03-11 |
| 2799. | (swanson209) | 122.11 | 98% | 2016-03-24 |
| 2800. | (anothernewnonquit) | 122.10 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
| 2801. | (no_quitting) | 122.09 | 97% | 2011-09-22 |
| 2802. | (badgerbandit) | 122.07 | 97% | 2013-01-16 |
| 2803. | nizika (shouronpou) | 122.07 | 97.7% | 2023-10-30 |
| 2804. | মামুন (halfbloodp... | 122.07 | 98% | 2015-05-17 |
| 2805. | (vstar) | 122.07 | 92% | 2011-08-08 |
| 2806. | SCUMBAGGED (to0z) | 122.06 | 98% | 2013-09-12 |
| 2807. | Typi (typist8) | 122.05 | 98% | 2019-09-28 |
| 2808. | (runinbahnxx) | 122.05 | 97% | 2015-04-18 |
| 2809. | (jamvng) | 122.04 | 98% | 2016-02-12 |
| 2810. | John (xxcooldudexx) | 122.04 | 98% | 2022-08-03 |
| 2811. | (redtr) | 122.04 | 98% | 2013-11-24 |
| 2812. | (theworminator) | 122.03 | 97% | 2012-07-04 |
| 2813. | (teklol) | 122.01 | 93% | 2013-10-30 |
| 2814. | bvckspvce (slowracerx) | 122.00 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |