Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16321. | Hater (hateself) | 74.38 | 97% | 2017-08-12 |
| 16322. | .̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤... | 74.38 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
| 16323. | Phuong (cuti3m00n) | 74.38 | 95% | 2015-01-26 |
| 16324. | Bryan (bryanoncolemak) | 74.38 | 96% | 2013-03-05 |
| 16325. | JellyBelly (alhaqiqa) | 74.38 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 16326. | Rokdoom (rokdoom) | 74.37 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 16327. | Christopher (oyeah0912) | 74.37 | 96% | 2017-08-21 |
| 16328. | Umesh (umesh_kavinda) | 74.37 | 92% | 2015-05-25 |
| 16329. | Edward (edthemetalhead) | 74.37 | 96% | 2017-10-20 |
| 16330. | GiupLeGXThuDuc (giuplegxtd) | 74.37 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 16331. | _les_ (_les_) | 74.37 | 100% | 2017-06-07 |
| 16332. | William (astronaut98) | 74.36 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 16333. | Seymur (kafkas) | 74.36 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
| 16334. | Tyler (kc_chief) | 74.36 | 98% | 2022-06-10 |
| 16335. | Gabriel (shigetora10) | 74.36 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 16336. | R (renxsis) | 74.36 | 92% | 2016-01-13 |
| 16337. | Dev (darkpi) | 74.35 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 16338. | Dennis (dentr521) | 74.35 | 95% | 2018-09-22 |
| 16339. | Pierce (nitten) | 74.35 | 94% | 2017-02-07 |
| 16340. | 7777 😂 (frozenbagsmelting) | 74.35 | 98% | 2020-12-24 |
| 16341. | Mr. Araujo (yvcs_mr_araujo) | 74.35 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 16342. | Cloud (cloud_bolssom) | 74.34 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
| 16343. | Kevin (kevinater1) | 74.34 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 16344. | Jacob (theapplesarecoming) | 74.34 | 94% | 2016-10-04 |
| 16345. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 74.34 | 97% | 2020-07-26 |
| 16346. | Vinayak (arsenalfab) | 74.34 | 94% | 2013-08-01 |
| 16347. | Pradipta (proydu) | 74.33 | 96% | 2013-12-14 |
| 16348. | Luka (lukapuka69) | 74.33 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
| 16349. | vashista (vashistavasi) | 74.33 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
| 16350. | SuperAdrianna (superadrianna) | 74.33 | 95% | 2014-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |