As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14560. | Sơn (sonbabys) | 72.39 | 98% | 2016-10-21 |
| 14561. | Papa_Yokai (papayokai) | 72.38 | 99.1% | 2024-01-17 |
| 14562. | Anish (mrznanes) | 72.38 | 96% | 2016-12-29 |
| 14563. | Deni (deniuwu) | 72.37 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
| 14564. | Chloe (coolchloe) | 72.37 | 92% | 2015-11-19 |
| 14565. | Ryan (ysys9) | 72.37 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 14566. | B.A. (slunkscene) | 72.36 | 93% | 2017-04-06 |
| 14567. | Loom (loomchall) | 72.36 | 98% | 2024-07-01 |
| 14568. | y (ys26908) | 72.36 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
| 14569. | Huggie tuggie (hugitugi) | 72.36 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
| 14570. | scollon (scollon) | 72.36 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 14571. | jTactics (jtactics) | 72.36 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 14572. | Miguel (gheed22) | 72.36 | 93% | 2017-04-11 |
| 14573. | Charlotte (charliemulls) | 72.36 | 91% | 2016-02-07 |
| 14574. | Carrie (cakac) | 72.36 | 94% | 2016-07-28 |
| 14575. | Bilal (bilalahmad) | 72.36 | 98% | 2015-12-26 |
| 14576. | Mary (frailmary) | 72.35 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 14577. | Pierce (nitten) | 72.35 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 14578. | Hiroki (h8gi) | 72.35 | 95% | 2016-12-06 |
| 14579. | Guest (superman_ha_ha) | 72.34 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 14580. | Arch (archmageguy) | 72.34 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 14581. | Jeannie (jeanniejackson) | 72.34 | 100% | 2021-10-11 |
| 14582. | Veikka (globegnome) | 72.34 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 14583. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 72.34 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 14584. | leah (henrytheelectron) | 72.34 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 14585. | Dòng Tộc (antiqueakai) | 72.33 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
| 14586. | Uroš (grujidis) | 72.33 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
| 14587. | Jacob (funtimejacob) | 72.33 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
| 14588. | Aaron (aaronlandau) | 72.33 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 14589. | Max (goinfullderp) | 72.33 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |