So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22688. | Jed (zhenya) | 64.27 | 98% | 2015-02-18 |
| 22689. | Arcana (flamothic) | 64.27 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
| 22690. | DrCid (drcid_lsvn) | 64.27 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 22691. | Yogesh (yogesh84) | 64.27 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 22692. | Antonio (monpig) | 64.27 | 94% | 2016-04-26 |
| 22693. | Freiza (freiza) | 64.27 | 95% | 2011-10-19 |
| 22694. | Ro (rthakur20) | 64.26 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 22695. | Schterfernie (schterfernie) | 64.26 | 97% | 2014-11-20 |
| 22696. | Aayush (imqwerty) | 64.26 | 94% | 2019-01-30 |
| 22697. | Srikanth (srikanth_sharma) | 64.26 | 95% | 2011-11-15 |
| 22698. | Zach (zach_bill) | 64.26 | 85% | 2016-10-17 |
| 22699. | Steve (the_clown8) | 64.26 | 96% | 2016-08-28 |
| 22700. | muhammad (tendounomazo) | 64.26 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 22701. | Nemesis (nemesis) | 64.26 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 22702. | Hiram (mrizama) | 64.26 | 96% | 2018-02-21 |
| 22703. | Lis (illissy) | 64.26 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 22704. | Taybuscus (taybuscus) | 64.25 | 95% | 2022-06-11 |
| 22705. | Chelsea (oxfordkarma) | 64.25 | 95% | 2011-05-10 |
| 22706. | butterfinger (tyoprofessor) | 64.25 | 94.7% | 2021-02-07 |
| 22707. | Andreas (addekallstrom) | 64.25 | 90% | 2015-04-18 |
| 22708. | ralph (realityloser) | 64.25 | 98% | 2017-11-13 |
| 22709. | Nitin (nitinfrnd5) | 64.25 | 94% | 2016-07-17 |
| 22710. | Dennis (hyuna) | 64.25 | 89% | 2012-09-22 |
| 22711. | lost (cloudtraveling) | 64.25 | 96% | 2012-06-03 |
| 22712. | Kat (kitty_c) | 64.24 | 85% | 2016-03-02 |
| 22713. | Crazykik (crazykik) | 64.24 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 22714. | mj0086 (mj0086) | 64.24 | 91% | 2013-10-10 |
| 22715. | Hussein (hdimessi) | 64.24 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 22716. | Zack (zgoose013) | 64.23 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 22717. | Marcus (frx3d) | 64.23 | 94% | 2023-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |