I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23985. | Omar (kapon) | 53.64 | 94% | 2022-07-22 |
| 23986. | Phillip (phillip1985) | 53.64 | 93% | 2017-01-01 |
| 23987. | Neil (nkthomson) | 53.63 | 98% | 2017-12-26 |
| 23988. | Kamal (kamalk2) | 53.63 | 90% | 2015-04-25 |
| 23989. | Prajin (prajinpt09) | 53.63 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 23990. | butter (rtporpmal) | 53.63 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
| 23991. | akeel (akeel001) | 53.63 | 95.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 23992. | Nikolaj (triggerhappy3t) | 53.63 | 86% | 2016-02-03 |
| 23993. | Amie (asears76) | 53.63 | 94% | 2017-01-19 |
| 23994. | Gabe (brokentoaster) | 53.62 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
| 23995. | Zeindi (2th1cc) | 53.62 | 93% | 2023-07-26 |
| 23996. | Akshay (salty_nacho) | 53.62 | 95% | 2021-09-12 |
| 23997. | Jacob (ablowfish) | 53.62 | 94% | 2016-01-04 |
| 23998. | Human (supertypergrey) | 53.61 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
| 23999. | Bentley (bentleymmm) | 53.61 | 97% | 2017-03-29 |
| 24000. | jazz (jazzhand) | 53.61 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 24001. | Nithin (nithinkzy) | 53.60 | 84% | 2016-04-26 |
| 24002. | Taher (taher_c) | 53.60 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 24003. | Marco (ankush12) | 53.60 | 94% | 2022-01-23 |
| 24004. | UNLI (mightiest111) | 53.60 | 95% | 2022-11-29 |
| 24005. | Caden (cadenc) | 53.59 | 92% | 2016-08-12 |
| 24006. | Itay (itay_amit) | 53.59 | 94% | 2019-07-15 |
| 24007. | anindya (anindya87) | 53.59 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 24008. | Spas (spas) | 53.59 | 90% | 2016-01-31 |
| 24009. | roland (herolando) | 53.59 | 93% | 2015-12-15 |
| 24010. | Langsam (allez) | 53.59 | 89% | 2016-06-27 |
| 24011. | hksgiroro (hksgiroro) | 53.58 | 95% | 2022-02-18 |
| 24012. | Jeremy (jerbear27) | 53.58 | 94% | 2018-11-24 |
| 24013. | Ishaant (ishaant) | 53.57 | 95% | 2021-10-23 |
| 24014. | Jack (jcoppz) | 53.56 | 93% | 2020-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |