As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9818. | Dominic (clairvoyantdom) | 83.44 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
9819. | Jasper (jaspero) | 83.43 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
9820. | Danila (danilakarpeykin) | 83.43 | 98.4% | 2024-04-03 |
9821. | Rascell (soul94) | 83.43 | 99% | 2018-06-02 |
9822. | luffy (luffy04) | 83.42 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
9823. | Kelun (kelun01) | 83.42 | 96% | 2023-08-16 |
9824. | DANIEL (dizo) | 83.42 | 99% | 2018-08-08 |
9825. | Fluffy (flufferman) | 83.41 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
9826. | fatb0t (newfatb0t) | 83.41 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
9827. | Mausam (the_witcher) | 83.41 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
9828. | justin (brickcontrol) | 83.41 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
9829. | Magsi (magsi) | 83.41 | 94% | 2016-03-28 |
9830. | Viet (vietbui99) | 83.40 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
9831. | Hillistine (hillistine) | 83.40 | 98% | 2020-06-19 |
9832. | Nabeel (nabeelz) | 83.40 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
9833. | hypiro (hypiro) | 83.40 | 95% | 2021-05-17 |
9834. | Nishi (nishimurah) | 83.39 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
9835. | Hargreaves (hargreaves) | 83.39 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
9836. | onel (onel11) | 83.38 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
9837. | dan (fro44) | 83.38 | 96% | 2019-08-08 |
9838. | Brandon (baddoodle) | 83.37 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
9839. | Kun (kunparekh18) | 83.36 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
9840. | LaShawn (lashawnious) | 83.36 | 98% | 2023-08-22 |
9841. | Connor DVORAK (deepwaterbus) | 83.36 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
9842. | Tom (tkozlowski) | 83.36 | 93% | 2015-09-29 |
9843. | Tom (combsto) | 83.36 | 98% | 2021-02-06 |
9844. | Robbie T (robbietempleman) | 83.35 | 94% | 2016-01-06 |
9845. | mole (molestar) | 83.35 | 96% | 2018-12-07 |
9846. | Lio (tap_dancing) | 83.35 | 97% | 2022-07-27 |
9847. | adderal junkie (dari0) | 83.35 | 95% | 2023-02-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |