So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19609. | handsomejack (handsomejack) | 68.64 | 92% | 2013-12-17 |
| 19610. | Mercenario (ddbill19) | 68.64 | 87% | 2012-06-23 |
| 19611. | Milos (losmi) | 68.64 | 93% | 2014-02-16 |
| 19612. | Tashima (tashima42) | 68.63 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 19613. | Starman (gadgetliver) | 68.63 | 94% | 2015-01-22 |
| 19614. | Ben (flashspark) | 68.63 | 91% | 2012-10-12 |
| 19615. | I×Blazar×I (lblazarl) | 68.63 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 19616. | Renzo (raccon) | 68.63 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 19617. | Dave (daveyb) | 68.63 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 19618. | Dan (uberzoonie) | 68.62 | 91% | 2013-01-26 |
| 19619. | Nguyen (dark_magician) | 68.62 | — | 2009-06-19 |
| 19620. | Andi (agraumann) | 68.62 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 19621. | Ferry (ferry73) | 68.62 | 95% | 2018-02-01 |
| 19622. | ranarison (niaina) | 68.62 | 96% | 2016-04-22 |
| 19623. | Rakita Rakita (kathirk) | 68.62 | 94% | 2013-12-19 |
| 19624. | Jay (drno830) | 68.62 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 19625. | ejaz (ejazleh) | 68.61 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
| 19626. | Jare (dot_hog) | 68.61 | 90% | 2016-10-16 |
| 19627. | sharifa (sharphobic) | 68.61 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
| 19628. | don (seichan_04) | 68.61 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
| 19629. | Seth (supernova825) | 68.61 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 19630. | Jin (plustenfivehundred) | 68.61 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 19631. | Niraj (nirajkumar) | 68.61 | 95% | 2012-07-05 |
| 19632. | Sazhuhy (sazhuhy) | 68.61 | 98% | 2013-02-16 |
| 19633. | Spencer (poipoe) | 68.61 | 92% | 2016-04-13 |
| 19634. | N (oryptic) | 68.61 | 92% | 2013-09-15 |
| 19635. | bruh (frenzyyyy_) | 68.60 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 19636. | Jun (refindo) | 68.60 | 93% | 2018-10-25 |
| 19637. | MizuiroNo (tchelet1) | 68.60 | 92% | 2015-06-09 |
| 19638. | Margaret (maggie_mae) | 68.60 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |