And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26132. | Joshua (jigglydorf) | 69.39 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
| 26133. | thomas (thomasdevlin820) | 69.39 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
| 26134. | Bryce (kojito) | 69.38 | 96% | 2017-05-10 |
| 26135. | Fluffy (musketeer) | 69.38 | 97% | 2014-05-02 |
| 26136. | kabbo (kabbo25) | 69.38 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 26137. | Ivan (aivan2) | 69.38 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 26138. | DDIR (pn10401006) | 69.38 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 26139. | Victor (victor_mxs) | 69.37 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 26140. | Muzzle (muzzlerat) | 69.37 | 96% | 2016-05-19 |
| 26141. | winter (wintercool) | 69.37 | — | 2010-11-26 |
| 26142. | Riswanda (oribe) | 69.37 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 26143. | Sidharth (_ceres_) | 69.36 | 95% | 2022-07-30 |
| 26144. | Dinuka (din125) | 69.36 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
| 26145. | Kyle (break_fast) | 69.35 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 26146. | Kevin (gaussanderson) | 69.35 | — | 2009-08-09 |
| 26147. | Daniel (ottoboi) | 69.35 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 26148. | HEMEL (sm_hemel) | 69.34 | 99% | 2021-09-19 |
| 26149. | _ (2sloww) | 69.34 | 96% | 2023-06-11 |
| 26150. | Niraj (nirajkumar) | 69.34 | 91% | 2012-09-12 |
| 26151. | ungabunga (ungabungaoobunga) | 69.34 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 26152. | Alejandro (appleonama1) | 69.34 | 94% | 2016-04-11 |
| 26153. | Saki (saki) | 69.34 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 26154. | Kleber (l3ig0de) | 69.33 | 91% | 2014-09-20 |
| 26155. | Neel (neelmehta247) | 69.33 | 96% | 2020-04-03 |
| 26156. | Mitko (mybest) | 69.33 | 92% | 2016-08-04 |
| 26157. | Mon (monmcgt) | 69.33 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 26158. | Jayden (thickduch) | 69.33 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
| 26159. | Maggie (maggie.spence@sbcgl... | 69.33 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 26160. | Jonathan (fallsforautumn) | 69.33 | — | 2010-02-17 |
| 26161. | Tony (scero) | 69.32 | 85% | 2017-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |