So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28305. | Krishan (krishansharma) | 55.72 | 93% | 2014-08-28 |
| 28306. | 紫夕橋 (s04416) | 55.72 | 98% | 2012-12-03 |
| 28307. | Human (humanbeing) | 55.72 | 90% | 2013-03-13 |
| 28308. | Boss (bigmeech11) | 55.72 | 94% | 2011-11-11 |
| 28309. | Nurdaulet (doni04) | 55.71 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 28310. | Abinash(india) (_abinash_) | 55.71 | 96.8% | 2023-11-01 |
| 28311. | bujji (degala) | 55.71 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 28312. | Max (fekkemax) | 55.71 | 89% | 2016-12-06 |
| 28313. | hand (sctttt) | 55.71 | 92% | 2012-01-25 |
| 28314. | J.G. (jznhljg) | 55.71 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 28315. | kenneth (kenneth29) | 55.71 | 95% | 2021-07-06 |
| 28316. | sonrisa (whato_o) | 55.71 | 89% | 2012-07-06 |
| 28317. | Joshua (joshuagil23) | 55.70 | 90% | 2013-02-06 |
| 28318. | Jukes (jukes) | 55.70 | 94% | 2013-08-23 |
| 28319. | HW (qhwgoliath) | 55.70 | 96% | 2014-09-18 |
| 28320. | Zamzam (zamzamn1) | 55.70 | 93% | 2015-04-27 |
| 28321. | Yosh (yojikiri) | 55.69 | 95.5% | 2023-07-17 |
| 28322. | Robyn (robeano97) | 55.69 | 95% | 2020-03-31 |
| 28323. | PaulC10333 (paul_c10333) | 55.69 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
| 28324. | Thomas (eisenhauer) | 55.69 | 91% | 2016-09-18 |
| 28325. | Carla (thiacyn) | 55.69 | 98% | 2019-05-28 |
| 28326. | niraj (nirajkant) | 55.69 | 93% | 2012-04-23 |
| 28327. | Jonathan (jonathan289) | 55.69 | 93% | 2016-01-27 |
| 28328. | Hanna (hanna@prudentialempl... | 55.69 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 28329. | Kristián (kvinos1) | 55.68 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 28330. | nguyen (hoainam9x) | 55.68 | 93% | 2012-05-17 |
| 28331. | H!P! (harsh_patel) | 55.68 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 28332. | D E M O N (d_emon) | 55.68 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 28333. | Salem (dargana) | 55.68 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 28334. | Cao (bluesky610882009) | 55.68 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |