Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4557. | LaBron (labron2310) | 64.45 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4558. | David (davidrecinos41) | 64.45 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 4559. | stinkass (smitopot) | 64.45 | 95% | 2019-04-02 |
| 4560. | Argo (argonautika) | 64.44 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 4561. | Kristian (jivkovk) | 64.43 | 96% | 2017-12-14 |
| 4562. | Chris (snoweater20) | 64.43 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 4563. | Jason (xanriddlz) | 64.42 | 96% | 2017-08-12 |
| 4564. | Effie (blatherskite) | 64.42 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 4565. | Jessica (slacker1998) | 64.42 | 96% | 2020-02-02 |
| 4566. | Jj (issajacob) | 64.41 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 4567. | snails (slow_learner_2000) | 64.41 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| 4568. | Ivan (ricochet11) | 64.40 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 4569. | Wendu (wenduthebanunu) | 64.40 | 95% | 2017-11-29 |
| 4570. | Tianqi (chentianqi) | 64.40 | 96% | 2018-09-21 |
| 4571. | Goethe (kiwon) | 64.37 | 97% | 2018-11-10 |
| 4572. | oTTo (otto43) | 64.36 | 94% | 2020-09-28 |
| 4573. | TTVxxlackingxx (lackingnig) | 64.33 | 95% | 2018-12-10 |
| 4574. | Nipun Chamikara (nipunchami... | 64.33 | 94% | 2019-11-25 |
| 4575. | Kevin (v3rmillian) | 64.32 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 4576. | stardust (stardustmsp) | 64.32 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 4577. | ben (enivre) | 64.32 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 4578. | jun (jun0sck) | 64.31 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 4579. | Petr (jezour) | 64.30 | 95% | 2019-03-03 |
| 4580. | Cocow (walouh) | 64.29 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 4581. | daniel (eldani) | 64.28 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
| 4582. | John (relicanth56) | 64.27 | 94% | 2018-07-31 |
| 4583. | Jared (jcom85) | 64.26 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 4584. | Raf (zevxv) | 64.26 | 94% | 2019-09-05 |
| 4585. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 64.26 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
| 4586. | Santi (acolombian) | 64.26 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |