The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16422. | Scott (glorfindel1976) | 77.76 | — | 2008-11-11 |
| 16423. | nagato (akatsuki99) | 77.76 | 95% | 2013-04-05 |
| 16424. | Rokas (rokisv) | 77.75 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
| 16425. | fupaboychris (awesomeepic) | 77.75 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| 16426. | Joshua (joshlee) | 77.75 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 16427. | Derrick (titi123) | 77.75 | 97% | 2011-12-23 |
| 16428. | Pe@rl (cobra) | 77.75 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 16429. | Samuel (moneymansam) | 77.74 | 90% | 2016-11-09 |
| 16430. | lu (prymuslu) | 77.74 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 16431. | Nick (shadow662) | 77.74 | 96% | 2012-04-11 |
| 16432. | ThatLizardDude (thatlizardd... | 77.74 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| 16433. | Haydn (mathlobster) | 77.74 | 97% | 2016-07-08 |
| 16434. | Joshua (joshuasymes) | 77.74 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 16435. | Hary (slayerr19) | 77.74 | 92% | 2011-05-14 |
| 16436. | Bones Jones (igbinewekakevi... | 77.74 | 96% | 2013-11-07 |
| 16437. | markus (marsjo992) | 77.74 | 94% | 2012-01-25 |
| 16438. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (nimthedib) | 77.73 | 95% | 2023-02-13 |
| 16439. | Sunshine (jingle90) | 77.73 | 100% | 2021-03-11 |
| 16440. | yeet (yeetanut) | 77.73 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 16441. | Frish (ishall_07) | 77.73 | 96% | 2014-01-09 |
| 16442. | Trevor (tea_dog) | 77.73 | 95% | 2014-08-04 |
| 16443. | Deron (derontypistpianoplayer) | 77.73 | 95% | 2012-01-31 |
| 16444. | SuperAdrianna (superadrianna) | 77.72 | 94% | 2015-01-13 |
| 16445. | Samuel (thaminipro) | 77.72 | 86% | 2015-12-02 |
| 16446. | Ira (iranite) | 77.72 | 95% | 2011-06-25 |
| 16447. | a (abox) | 77.71 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 16448. | Alex (axr123) | 77.71 | 93% | 2011-10-14 |
| 16449. | Jessica (jesshe183) | 77.71 | 95.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 16450. | 失败者 (palmtreeeee) | 77.70 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 16451. | Zheng (yeet1cus) | 77.70 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |