When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11485. | Jeffrey (deuce1196) | 78.80 | 94% | 2022-04-04 |
| 11486. | André Luis (apavesi) | 78.80 | 95% | 2019-01-31 |
| 11487. | potato (potatopwns) | 78.80 | 96% | 2019-02-11 |
| 11488. | kevin (thurst) | 78.80 | 90% | 2017-04-28 |
| 11489. | Jack (randomdize) | 78.80 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 11490. | Mykhailo (mishok) | 78.79 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 11491. | Maybe (maybecow) | 78.79 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 11492. | mindgitrwx (mindgitrwx) | 78.79 | 96% | 2019-02-25 |
| 11493. | Sun (sunflower61) | 78.79 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 11494. | joprince (joprince) | 78.78 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 11495. | terence (teeyau) | 78.78 | 95% | 2020-03-24 |
| 11496. | Kade (buph_kade) | 78.78 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 11497. | rip byron (reckful) (mcswig... | 78.78 | 98% | 2017-01-05 |
| 11498. | Bryan (blcm123) | 78.78 | 97% | 2021-01-29 |
| 11499. | Type (granwizard) | 78.78 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 11500. | Jonas (wiiarctus) | 78.78 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
| 11501. | NikoNoob (nikonoob) | 78.77 | 95% | 2025-04-13 |
| 11502. | Golf GTI (typeracer_user_) | 78.77 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11503. | ws (wdsyywd) | 78.77 | 98% | 2023-03-20 |
| 11504. | Zero (zeroaxis595) | 78.76 | 96% | 2023-04-07 |
| 11505. | raya (exothermic) | 78.76 | 96% | 2020-09-08 |
| 11506. | John Robert Guisando (johnra) | 78.76 | 95% | 2022-09-30 |
| 11507. | Albert (lnseed) | 78.76 | 94% | 2021-12-04 |
| 11508. | Jacob (eviljacbo) | 78.76 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 11509. | Satwik Kashyap (annhilat0r) | 78.75 | 99% | 2022-09-08 |
| 11510. | Matthew (matx23) | 78.75 | 90% | 2017-02-13 |
| 11511. | fuzzed (fuzionite) | 78.74 | 95% | 2020-05-15 |
| 11512. | mohammed (momotan039) | 78.74 | 97% | 2025-06-24 |
| 11513. | Marx (marxjp) | 78.74 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 11514. | Max (p1spastic) | 78.74 | 93% | 2017-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |