As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14333. | Cedric (cedric_f) | 73.48 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 14334. | abcno1 (abcno1) | 73.48 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 14335. | Ramon (tunetyper) | 73.48 | 93% | 2017-05-26 |
| 14336. | Shizou (shizou) | 73.48 | 96% | 2016-02-03 |
| 14337. | Mangboi (richardmang) | 73.48 | 96% | 2015-04-08 |
| 14338. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 73.48 | 95% | 2017-09-24 |
| 14339. | Viishied (viishied) | 73.47 | 94% | 2015-10-16 |
| 14340. | a nice guy (justsomerandomt... | 73.47 | 96.3% | 2025-01-01 |
| 14341. | Glitch (issaglitch) | 73.47 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 14342. | superapple3 (ayushmaan) | 73.47 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
| 14343. | ATRAN (atranhehe) | 73.47 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
| 14344. | kraken (pronto1) | 73.46 | 95% | 2022-11-11 |
| 14345. | Kanimet0 (kanimet0) | 73.46 | 96% | 2024-01-30 |
| 14346. | Omar (decapod) | 73.46 | 98% | 2018-05-07 |
| 14347. | Super (supergen) | 73.46 | 95% | 2015-07-08 |
| 14348. | Lyric (lyric39) | 73.46 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 14349. | Niko (niko_colemak) | 73.45 | 93% | 2022-09-30 |
| 14350. | Xecom (xecom) | 73.45 | 95.1% | 2025-03-02 |
| 14351. | David (cpnheals) | 73.45 | 95% | 2017-02-01 |
| 14352. | Jacob (zeidler) | 73.45 | 91% | 2016-02-14 |
| 14353. | IndianVanMan (indian_van_man) | 73.44 | 96% | 2020-03-28 |
| 14354. | chunchunmaru (mr_mystery4896) | 73.44 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
| 14355. | Kaitlyn (milkweed) | 73.44 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 14356. | doctor (kingjoffrey) | 73.43 | 98% | 2022-09-15 |
| 14357. | Logan (lowgunnz) | 73.43 | 93% | 2016-01-12 |
| 14358. | fastdrummer (fastdrummer) | 73.42 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 14359. | Alexandr (alex13an) | 73.42 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 14360. | NahFam (thekojiman) | 73.42 | 96% | 2018-09-28 |
| 14361. | Elijah (xeumz) | 73.41 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 14362. | tstats[faiz_legend] (faiz_l... | 73.41 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |